titties and beer
i am always on the lookout for new talent for hell
recently i stumbled across a deadly combo
two of my favorite things
titties and beer
obrien is that you
usually you give a little speech before one of your demonstrations
titties and beer
posted by Satan @ 6:24 AM
34 comments
34 Comments:
Why the f&*%ing obsession with titties?
I have a negative number bra size and it's hurtful as hell (sob!)to have normal sized boobs shoved in my face all over the net. (sob again)
jali
your comment was well written and clearly conveyed your message
i give it an a minus to match your bra size
keep up the good work
try smashing a couple of beer cans with those babies and shoot me a video of it
for the low low cost of your soul i would be happy to beef those up for you
Dang! That girl's got some power-titties! I can honestly say I've never tried crushing beer cans with them before. Must be a redneck thing.
wow. just wow.
you
have to
admire talent
/t.
Satan,
You have some serious mother issues.
I always knew that titties had a powerful effect (on men mostly), but DAYUM!
You should see her trick with a wine bottle and her nipples.
And I'm stressed that I can't pass the "pencil test" anymore?! Damn gravity!
eve
you look familiar
do i know you from somewhere
enemy
the only issue that i have with my mother is that she used her forehead to crush beer cans instead of this much more novel and entertaining method
how do you crush your beer cans
i find it intriguing that you make attempts to psychoanalyze me your dark lord
you are really curious as to what makes satan tick arent you
give me one weekend and i will show you what makes me tick and we will also find out what makes you purr
t dorris lisa whmisical and dirk
the bible is full of old stories about miracles
i bet jesus never pulled this one off
he didnt have the cans
tom bailey
where did you go
i miss you and the powers of positive thought
Um, there was no beer in any of those cans. Even with those watermelon-sized mams, the physics of trying to crush a can filled with beer can not be overcome.
I don't understand the connection between this video and your mission.
Yeah, I give great head.
Remember, silly.... *wink wink*
garrett
who are you to judge whether this fits within my overall mission
the dark lord works in mysterious ways
eve
although i believe i have claimed your soul previously i will be coming to claim your soul soon
make preparations for my arrival
Satan--I agree that your psychology interests me, but your proposal for solving the mystery is not quite to my liking. Might I suggest you show me pictures of you when you were a baby?
enemy
i will rifle around hell and see what i can come up with
i am certain i have some old photos around somewhere unless they were all destroyed by the fire
once i have shared these with you it will be a matter of minutes before the world will hear the sound of your panties hitting the floor
i am that adorable
And to think I never knew that titties could be so fucking talented. I need to put mine to work for me. I need to make some money off of these bad boys. I don't wanna be smashing empty beer cans though. Mine are meant for bigger and better things damn it!
I think I am going to place an ad..
"Immediately employment sought for two beautiful breasts! Pay negotiable! Job must be interesting!"
I lost five pounds
pfft... she aint got nothing on my titties.... I would lead you to "the booby bartender" post I used to have up, but I had to take the pics down, something about causing blindness or some shit like that.... erm.
I should think any man inviting this young lady to bed had better be very, very careful.
And any man inviting me to bed had better be very, very careful.
I love that it's Foster's cans, not pissy little Bud cans. Also, the fact that she flattens an even half dozen is particularly endearing.
that woman needs a breast reduction REAL bad.
m
What is with you devil types? Must it always be sex? What happened to a walk in the park?
enemy
sex with me is no walk in the park
mollymcmo
if she has a breast reduction how will she crush the cans
obrien
thanks for the safet tips
now that you know how to recycle i hope you make cleveland a cleaner place
chalice
yes breasts can have many talents
not only can they crush things such as cans they can also make things grow to up to five times their original size
wanna see
Walks in the park are for blowjobs and rimming.
Titties are titties are titties.
titties are titties are titties.
There fucker, I said it twice, once for the right and the second time for the left... and I don't mean tits.
balls fucker.
I like balls
ok a lot more than I should. I decided Im getting a tattoo on my chin that says ball parking...
written backwards so my date can read it...
do you think plastic surgery could make a decent cleft/indent in my chin to accomodate larger balls? Hmmmmmm.......
I always come here and get inspired.
Satan, Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas.
I effing love the "Hell" ads by google link at the top of this page.
What a waste of beer!
If beer is going to be wasted, that's the best way to do it.
titties
and beer
been there
titties and bear... yeah!
everything nice
/t.
thats chesty morgan. she used to be a famous burlesque queen in the 80s wasn't it? Some bloke is suing her for a heart attack suffered at one of her shows or something ridiculous.
Dark lord, can't you take care of that dude and get him to leave dear chesty alone?
It took me until tonight to be able to watch this due to computer restrictions and Damn if I wasn't impressed.
However, my tits HURT now.
Can you come rub some linament on them for subjecting them to that?
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