Tuesday, January 16, 2007

titties and beer

i am always on the lookout for new talent for hell

recently i stumbled across a deadly combo

two of my favorite things

titties and beer

obrien is that you
usually you give a little speech before one of your demonstrations




titties and beer

34 Comments:

At 6:37 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Why the f&*%ing obsession with titties?

I have a negative number bra size and it's hurtful as hell (sob!)to have normal sized boobs shoved in my face all over the net. (sob again)

 
At 6:49 AM, Blogger Satan said...

jali

your comment was well written and clearly conveyed your message

i give it an a minus to match your bra size

keep up the good work
try smashing a couple of beer cans with those babies and shoot me a video of it

for the low low cost of your soul i would be happy to beef those up for you

 
At 8:11 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dang! That girl's got some power-titties! I can honestly say I've never tried crushing beer cans with them before. Must be a redneck thing.

 
At 10:27 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

wow. just wow.

 
At 10:36 AM, Blogger /t. said...

you
have to
admire talent

/t.

 
At 12:13 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Satan,

You have some serious mother issues.

 
At 12:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I always knew that titties had a powerful effect (on men mostly), but DAYUM!

 
At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You should see her trick with a wine bottle and her nipples.

 
At 7:37 AM, Blogger Eve said...

And I'm stressed that I can't pass the "pencil test" anymore?! Damn gravity!

 
At 8:09 AM, Blogger Satan said...

eve

you look familiar

do i know you from somewhere


enemy

the only issue that i have with my mother is that she used her forehead to crush beer cans instead of this much more novel and entertaining method

how do you crush your beer cans

i find it intriguing that you make attempts to psychoanalyze me your dark lord

you are really curious as to what makes satan tick arent you

give me one weekend and i will show you what makes me tick and we will also find out what makes you purr

t dorris lisa whmisical and dirk

the bible is full of old stories about miracles

i bet jesus never pulled this one off

he didnt have the cans


tom bailey
where did you go

i miss you and the powers of positive thought

 
At 9:38 AM, Blogger garrett said...

Um, there was no beer in any of those cans. Even with those watermelon-sized mams, the physics of trying to crush a can filled with beer can not be overcome.

I don't understand the connection between this video and your mission.

 
At 10:21 AM, Blogger Eve said...

Yeah, I give great head.

Remember, silly.... *wink wink*

 
At 10:34 AM, Blogger Satan said...

garrett

who are you to judge whether this fits within my overall mission

the dark lord works in mysterious ways


eve

although i believe i have claimed your soul previously i will be coming to claim your soul soon

make preparations for my arrival

 
At 2:00 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Satan--I agree that your psychology interests me, but your proposal for solving the mystery is not quite to my liking. Might I suggest you show me pictures of you when you were a baby?

 
At 2:11 PM, Blogger Satan said...

enemy

i will rifle around hell and see what i can come up with

i am certain i have some old photos around somewhere unless they were all destroyed by the fire

once i have shared these with you it will be a matter of minutes before the world will hear the sound of your panties hitting the floor

i am that adorable

 
At 9:24 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

And to think I never knew that titties could be so fucking talented. I need to put mine to work for me. I need to make some money off of these bad boys. I don't wanna be smashing empty beer cans though. Mine are meant for bigger and better things damn it!

I think I am going to place an ad..

"Immediately employment sought for two beautiful breasts! Pay negotiable! Job must be interesting!"

 
At 9:45 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I lost five pounds

 
At 3:08 AM, Blogger KSHIPPYCHIC said...

pfft... she aint got nothing on my titties.... I would lead you to "the booby bartender" post I used to have up, but I had to take the pics down, something about causing blindness or some shit like that.... erm.

 
At 4:36 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I should think any man inviting this young lady to bed had better be very, very careful.

 
At 4:37 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

And any man inviting me to bed had better be very, very careful.

 
At 4:40 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I love that it's Foster's cans, not pissy little Bud cans. Also, the fact that she flattens an even half dozen is particularly endearing.

 
At 11:29 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

that woman needs a breast reduction REAL bad.

m

 
At 2:55 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

What is with you devil types? Must it always be sex? What happened to a walk in the park?

 
At 4:28 PM, Blogger Satan said...

enemy

sex with me is no walk in the park


mollymcmo

if she has a breast reduction how will she crush the cans


obrien

thanks for the safet tips

now that you know how to recycle i hope you make cleveland a cleaner place


chalice

yes breasts can have many talents

not only can they crush things such as cans they can also make things grow to up to five times their original size

wanna see

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

Walks in the park are for blowjobs and rimming.

Titties are titties are titties.

titties are titties are titties.

There fucker, I said it twice, once for the right and the second time for the left... and I don't mean tits.


balls fucker.

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

I like balls

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

ok a lot more than I should. I decided Im getting a tattoo on my chin that says ball parking...

written backwards so my date can read it...

do you think plastic surgery could make a decent cleft/indent in my chin to accomodate larger balls? Hmmmmmm.......

I always come here and get inspired.

 
At 2:13 PM, Blogger blog Portland said...

Satan, Oscillate My Metallic Sonatas.

 
At 7:47 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I effing love the "Hell" ads by google link at the top of this page.

 
At 8:50 AM, Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

What a waste of beer!

 
At 11:53 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If beer is going to be wasted, that's the best way to do it.

 
At 12:14 AM, Blogger /t. said...

titties
and beer

been there

titties and bear... yeah!

everything nice

/t.

 
At 12:40 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

thats chesty morgan. she used to be a famous burlesque queen in the 80s wasn't it? Some bloke is suing her for a heart attack suffered at one of her shows or something ridiculous.

Dark lord, can't you take care of that dude and get him to leave dear chesty alone?

 
At 5:58 PM, Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

It took me until tonight to be able to watch this due to computer restrictions and Damn if I wasn't impressed.

However, my tits HURT now.

Can you come rub some linament on them for subjecting them to that?

 

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