not shitty and lame
hey minions and motherfuckers
jesus christ and his peeps raise all kinds of dough every year by passing around the collection plate
half of those bastards are bending young kids over and having their way with them
and you give them money
i also saw on tv some shit about the greatest gospel hits of all time
you people buy this shit
this one is called christian rock hits
isnt that an oxymoron
yet you buy this crap and feed money into the christian machine
i saw this one on tv just the other night
you people are sending in money to some ass clown that is selling you prayer towels
what the fuck do you do with these
wave them over your heads while watching the christian steelers play the christian packers in christian football
i dont get it
but you stupid bastards are buying it and those other stupid bastards on television selling it are making millions and millions of dollars
well i am not shitty and lame
i am not stupid
the budget has been a little tight in hell over the last couple of years due in large part to increased costs of fuel
so i am setting in motion my own exciting marketing program
just in time for christmas i give you this
buy some for stocking stuffers
get one for everyone on your shopping list
and know that the proceeds are going for the purpose of furthering my work
hopefully we will someday be able to build satans crystal palace
but until then help us keep the lights on by buying a couple of gross of these bad boys
remember hell and remember our motto
we are not shitty and lame
posted by Satan @ 7:16 PM
19 comments
19 Comments:
dude,
is that like
a pez dispenser?
if so, stop it, you're tempting me
/t.
Send me a gross now!
And, I use the towel to polish my tool...
Want to see some real flower power?
Pez is cool. I just got some pez of the OCC boys - Paul Sr. is hot. Ok.
Satan is hot!
Lets help him keep hell hot!
Lets spred the word.
No more freezing shit all over the world!
Satan, you are my hero!
I would like to order a case of towels. I need them to clean up my dogshit in the yard!
BTW, here's a offering for you. Since I know you can't steal.
http://www.youaredamned.com
I want one and I want it now!
Satan,
When are you going to drop by again?
We were squirting some skank last night and talking about you.
Bring Wayne Newton again, you two were doing some fucked up shit last time.
yeah,
it's tempting,
but i'm holding back
until you come out with a bobblehead
also, being as you're a market savvy kind of demon, have you considered nativity scene figures? what with christmas coming up -- just a thought
/t.
Does it come in other colors besides that shit brown? Because I rilly rilly like pink.
Thanks.
What about Judas Priest? Slayer? Plenty of your music going around and I do think a lot of Christian music is lame. As usual, you overgeneralize us humans.
lets use our heads people
have you been reading the seven deadly sins
as you may recall one of those seven deadly sins is greed
thus while slayer and judas priest may be followers of mine they also follow the doctrine of greed
so i dont see a friggen nickel of that money
if i am going to keep this place fully ablaze i am going to have to come up with some serious cash and soon
no pink
i will see what i can do about the bobble head and see if i can get some products in pink
i need to keep the customers happy
I thought the packers were your favorite team?
And quit using my catch phrase Asshat.
and stop using my catchphrase
Bostick is the originator. Read his blog. Shitty and Lame belongs to him. He needs to copyright it and sue you, dude. You know that Bostick has been great for giving you ideas.
i read bosticks bullshit
i know where it comes from
he has called me shitty and lame so many times that i have lost count
so i am making the point that i am not shitty and lame
i am cool and a badass lord of the underworld
suck it
you are both mine and will do my bidding or you shall suffer the eternal pain of the deepest pit of hell minion
And the TV evangelist are using the money they con out of these mindless sheep for male hookers....go figure
Of all the shit to put your likeness on you feel that a PEZ is the way to go.
No wonder Ms. Enemy is my girlfriend and not yours - I mean hell man a PEZ dispenser?
I mean you need a marketing department - no wonder you are losing the soul contest ...
You Have Become My New GOD!!!
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