satans little workshop shop online
pez - original shitty brown -- $12.98
pez - new satanic pink -- $14.34
t-shirts -- $22.50
satan bobblehead businessman - $19.99
almost new bostick buttplugs - $3.99
dont be a bostick
come shop in satans workshop
goodies in time for christmas
we are working on a new line of confections and tasty stocking stuffers
support hell
posted by Satan @ 6:00 PM
40 comments
40 Comments:
You forgot to include the URL to your on-line store. Your merchandise looks defective.
and
i thot
wal-mart was hell
that's real good, guy, can you make the head move -- i kinda wanna check out the bobble action before i order
/t.
Thats one hell of a sale you got on there beelzebub.....
new clothline in the works?
You dont have any satan sex toys?
Uh, trust "Satan" online with my credit card number?
Yeah...
Cough... Cough...
I'm a little under the weather today.
Any remedies?
Dirk Star,
Stop Felching.
That should clear things up.
I need a bobble head for my sweet car, Guy.
My M.C. # is 5666-6666-6666-666 exp date 6/6/3006. Please add shipping costs including fire proof materials and insurance since I don't think prayer will be effective in this situation.
Hint to honkeie - some of these items CAN and WILL be used as sex toys.
I know it's not pictured here, but how much for the satan-head dildo?
Happy to fund you in time of need but all those products are shitty and lame.
hey you cant use shitty and lame
shitty and lame is bosticks catchphrase
no one else in the world can say shitty and lame because he was the first on ever in the entire world to say shitty and lame
which in my opinion makes him shitty and lame
and dont lie enemy
you think the tshirt is cool
erin
the satan sex toy line is in development
i am looking for someone to test a few of em
interested
after all they wont let us shoot bunnies in the eye with that stuff anymore
Dear Sir,
per your enquiry
MSRP $19.99
WHLS $ 1.10
BULK $ ASK!
Satan Bobblehead Businessman
Yours,
Hannibal
Okay, shitty and lame can go to Bostick--you are right. How about sad and tired?
Listen Satan, I'm a very dainty girl. I MIGHT be available to test some of your items in the Junior line.
I'm a walking and talking sex toy.
How bout a lengthier dildo?
sorry
the bostick only comes in stubby
Mrs Satan is going to be pissed when she sees you are posting photos of the but plug I gave her.
If you were really the lord of the underworld, you'd find a matching vibrator with the butt plug.
hey satan,
if you bring in
those cool bobbleheads
from hannibal, put me down
for a couple, and bill me on jali's card
and, are you sure that using your own dick as a mould for the almost new bostick buttplugs is a good marketing plan -- some of us are worried we're being shortchanged
/t.
i love the action on the bobble head and i tried to post it but satans computer skills have limitations
i will force one of my minions to assist when i have time
as you know this is a very busy time of year for lord of the underworld
enemy i am still working to get the kinks out of the vibrator
it knocked out a couple of bosticks teeth and i dont want to put anything in the marketplace that could lead to potential lawsuits
t
are you some sort of limey or canadian
did you say mould
additionally i would like to point out that you just asked for a bigger butt plug
your courage is admirable
but your eyes may be bigger than your appetite
start with the bostick and work up to something bigger back there
unless of course you have already surpassed the bostick
then you may want to try the toby or the dongley
either of those should be more than satisfactory
When I said Mrs Satan I wasnt refering to your wife. I was refering to your mother.
HA! PINK! I got my way! That means that....
...oh fuck...
Is that really Bo's STICK - I bet it;s yours and you're just being mean to him!
bostick
mom likes little pricks
scottsdale
yep that is what that means
dogsdyke
why would i lie about the butt plug
why would i be mean to bostick
that is just crazy talk
How many of those Bosticks have ya sold?
lisa
including the one you bought
one
Hah! As your faithful servant, I will be glad to design some kick ass t-shirts for ya! Isn't having minions with design skills keen?
shane you are the best minion ever
in fact my other minions kind of suck
if you notice they are not very submissive nor are they very respectful of my evil empire
it is so hard to be lord of the underworld
Did that shane guy say "keen"?
Satan, your invitation for me to dump Menace is compelling. Especially knowing you'll throw one of those Bostick plugs on my chair....
Now, let's talk about what happens exactly when I ruin you in the sack, shall we?
I'm just thinking that the candy for those pez dispensers prolly taste like ass... in that case i will take two....
cases.
What about the fudge?
SATAN! You bettr not forget to bring home dinner again! This blog is such a waste of your time!
Oh, he got you there. Mrs. Satan. Do you have a sick relationship with mama? That might explain the fudge.
We are bad minions--but you chose us.
I see your lover is a little miffed because you are out trying to steal my girlfiend - a PEZ - bet he likes it when you break that one out of the old love box!
Wow!
Your gay lover is quite the Manwich!
Now we know where the stench of sulpher and brimstone comes from.
HELLO!
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^Best spam ever!!!
i wonder
if the dude
knows he is
trolling in
hell
/t.
If you make that buttplug in Flames of Hell Red then I will buy one right now!
Still up for the challenge?
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