Wednesday, December 06, 2006

satans little workshop shop online

pez - original shitty brown -- $12.98

pez - new satanic pink -- $14.34

t-shirts -- $22.50

satan bobblehead businessman - $19.99

almost new bostick buttplugs - $3.99

dont be a bostick

come shop in satans workshop

goodies in time for christmas

we are working on a new line of confections and tasty stocking stuffers

support hell


At 7:55 PM, Blogger garrett said...

You forgot to include the URL to your on-line store. Your merchandise looks defective.

At 8:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i thot
wal-mart was hell

that's real good, guy, can you make the head move -- i kinda wanna check out the bobble action before i order


At 8:47 PM, Blogger mushroom said...

Thats one hell of a sale you got on there beelzebub.....

At 11:25 PM, Blogger Mone said...

new clothline in the works?

At 5:13 AM, Blogger honkeie2 said...

You dont have any satan sex toys?

At 6:15 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Uh, trust "Satan" online with my credit card number?


Cough... Cough...

I'm a little under the weather today.

Any remedies?

At 7:16 AM, Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

Dirk Star,
Stop Felching.
That should clear things up.

At 8:30 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I need a bobble head for my sweet car, Guy.

My M.C. # is 5666-6666-6666-666 exp date 6/6/3006. Please add shipping costs including fire proof materials and insurance since I don't think prayer will be effective in this situation.

Hint to honkeie - some of these items CAN and WILL be used as sex toys.

At 10:28 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I know it's not pictured here, but how much for the satan-head dildo?

At 1:05 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Happy to fund you in time of need but all those products are shitty and lame.

At 2:51 PM, Blogger Satan said...

hey you cant use shitty and lame

shitty and lame is bosticks catchphrase

no one else in the world can say shitty and lame because he was the first on ever in the entire world to say shitty and lame

which in my opinion makes him shitty and lame

and dont lie enemy

you think the tshirt is cool


the satan sex toy line is in development

i am looking for someone to test a few of em


after all they wont let us shoot bunnies in the eye with that stuff anymore

At 3:19 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Dear Sir,

per your enquiry

MSRP $19.99
WHLS $ 1.10

  Satan Bobblehead Businessman



At 6:56 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Okay, shitty and lame can go to Bostick--you are right. How about sad and tired?

At 4:59 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Listen Satan, I'm a very dainty girl. I MIGHT be available to test some of your items in the Junior line.

At 5:27 AM, Blogger Toby said...

I'm a walking and talking sex toy.

At 6:13 AM, Blogger KSHIPPYCHIC said...

How bout a lengthier dildo?

At 7:49 AM, Blogger Satan said...


the bostick only comes in stubby

At 9:38 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mrs Satan is going to be pissed when she sees you are posting photos of the but plug I gave her.

At 10:48 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

If you were really the lord of the underworld, you'd find a matching vibrator with the butt plug.

At 11:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

hey satan,

if you bring in
those cool bobbleheads
from hannibal, put me down
for a couple, and bill me on jali's card

and, are you sure that using your own dick as a mould for the almost new bostick buttplugs is a good marketing plan -- some of us are worried we're being shortchanged


At 12:51 PM, Blogger Satan said...

i love the action on the bobble head and i tried to post it but satans computer skills have limitations

i will force one of my minions to assist when i have time

as you know this is a very busy time of year for lord of the underworld

enemy i am still working to get the kinks out of the vibrator

it knocked out a couple of bosticks teeth and i dont want to put anything in the marketplace that could lead to potential lawsuits


are you some sort of limey or canadian

did you say mould

additionally i would like to point out that you just asked for a bigger butt plug

your courage is admirable

but your eyes may be bigger than your appetite

start with the bostick and work up to something bigger back there

unless of course you have already surpassed the bostick

then you may want to try the toby or the dongley

either of those should be more than satisfactory

At 1:01 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

When I said Mrs Satan I wasnt refering to your wife. I was refering to your mother.

At 2:09 PM, Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

HA! PINK! I got my way! That means that....

...oh fuck...

At 3:18 PM, Blogger DykesDog said...

Is that really Bo's STICK - I bet it;s yours and you're just being mean to him!

At 5:48 PM, Blogger Satan said...


mom likes little pricks


yep that is what that means


why would i lie about the butt plug

why would i be mean to bostick

that is just crazy talk

At 6:28 PM, Blogger Lisa W. said...

How many of those Bosticks have ya sold?

At 7:00 PM, Blogger Satan said...


including the one you bought


At 7:34 PM, Blogger Danke Shane said...

Hah! As your faithful servant, I will be glad to design some kick ass t-shirts for ya! Isn't having minions with design skills keen?

At 7:55 PM, Blogger Satan said...

shane you are the best minion ever

in fact my other minions kind of suck

if you notice they are not very submissive nor are they very respectful of my evil empire

it is so hard to be lord of the underworld

At 7:04 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

Did that shane guy say "keen"?

Satan, your invitation for me to dump Menace is compelling. Especially knowing you'll throw one of those Bostick plugs on my chair....

Now, let's talk about what happens exactly when I ruin you in the sack, shall we?

I'm just thinking that the candy for those pez dispensers prolly taste like ass... in that case i will take two....


At 7:25 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

What about the fudge?

At 9:16 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

SATAN! You bettr not forget to bring home dinner again! This blog is such a waste of your time!

At 12:44 PM, Blogger Bunyan, Paul Bunyan said...

I been on a tear I drank XXX sour mash and I may josh all over meself and your blog...everyting its spinnin' oooh

At 6:45 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Oh, he got you there. Mrs. Satan. Do you have a sick relationship with mama? That might explain the fudge.

We are bad minions--but you chose us.

At 6:52 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

I see your lover is a little miffed because you are out trying to steal my girlfiend - a PEZ - bet he likes it when you break that one out of the old love box!

At 10:23 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


Your gay lover is quite the Manwich!

Now we know where the stench of sulpher and brimstone comes from.

At 3:05 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...


At 6:19 AM, Blogger Toby said...

^Best spam ever!!!

At 8:47 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

i wonder
if the dude
knows he is
trolling in


At 11:02 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

If you make that buttplug in Flames of Hell Red then I will buy one right now!

At 6:46 AM, Blogger Tom Bailey said...

Still up for the challenge?


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