new products offered from satans workshop
the first six hundred sixty six purchasers get free shipping on the following monthly special
the baron rectal thermometer - $15.76
you may be asking how you can tell the difference between a baron oral thermometer and a baron rectal thermometer
the taste
the baron toilet plunger - $17.43the good news is that it clears up a plugged up toilet
the bad news is that is spreads more shit than you had to begin with
posted by Satan @ 7:33 PM
42 comments
42 Comments:
Now that is rude. Why do you insult him so?
Well the baron thermometer would be no good - he's pretty hot so he probably gets the mercury rising just from being near it.
(but not as hot as you Satan, of course)
enemy
i am sorry
it was wrong of me to be so mean
bad satan bad
lisa
you are quite the little hottie yourself
you have my mercury rising as well as other things
Satan - Satan
I know how hurt you are that I keep turning you down.
For the 100th time today - I am not Gay- you must move on and find love with your own kind.
I blocked you from my email for real this time - and there is not any amount of begging you can do to be allowed back in.
I am sorry that you are so hurt. But this is how the earthly life is.
Satan - there is a man out there for you - just learn to get by on your wits - now I know that may be hard for you to do - but I believe in you.
Ms. Enemy - he is just hurt that he cannot have either one of us – have mercy on him.
enemy and baron
the rest of blog world wishes you would just fuck and get it over with
a stubborn angel and a cowboy
that sounds like a really shitty sitcom
I need a new thermometer but I prefer digital, it's much more accurate.
perhaps
but accuracy isnt really the purpose behind the baron rectal thermometer
ooops i said behind and rectal in the same sentence
hey enemy
i noticed you didnt get all bent out of shape when i rolled out the bostick
i think some little angel is a little protective of her little baron cowboy
fuck already
Baron and Enemy - you know that I am the ONLY one for Satan, so stop berating my boy mmkay? Jealousy is so ugly.. and pointless, however it WILL get you into hell...
p.s. (Satan)I finally linked you at my blog, sorry for taking so long to do so. The birth of Jesus is so damned time-consuming!
Respectfully
Your-minion-in-training
Hiya Satan, darling!!
So send smut to the EMAIL account...
(Christ!, Will do, sir!)
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Scottsdale Girl -
Please - do get health care checks monthly if you are hanging around him - seriously - its not a healthy thing to do. He may say that them are horns all over his body because he is horny for you - but they are warts ...
Satan - BTW - Ms. Enemy is more woman than you could ever handle - and so much more than a roll in the hay. You have no idea - and it haunts you - I sort of feel sorry for you ...
Congratulations on being a recipient of a 2006 Eddie Award.
You are the "Blog of the Year!"
Hail Satan.
hey congrats on your award...I see what Dirk means....funny funny blog.......Thank you
merry berries
ROFLMAO. I would buy these but I have the original at home!
I just don't think I could buy the thermometer because the smile on the face would make me think he would just enjoy being crammed in an ass way too much... However, if its not true, I apologize to Baron but only because I am feeling nice at the moment... No worries the niceness will pass shortly.. It always does..
Now the plunger is a terrific idea :) But I would imagine it could be hard to get the poo outta that hair...
Satan, you are crass and vulgar. I realize this is flattery. I was not happy with your insults to Bostick either. In fact, the more you insult those who bother with your sad page will soon find a substitute.
Just because Baron and I are buddies doesn't mean that you have to get all nasty and low. You're just pissed off because neither of us will FUCK YOU!!!
The baron rectal thermometer...priceless!
I bought one at a yard sale...only used once!
Merry Satanmas!
I'll see you after the holiday.
woot
blog of the year motha fuckahs
eat it bitches
satan,
fyi, product research:
some ideas here
/t.
Some people call him 'Bacon Egger'
Good one, /t. But for all I know, Satan has a product just for me. Rather not know.
Shit, I have missed out on alot of your posts satan. I laughed at the xmas letter blocks that spell out SATAN as opposed to SANTA.
Good work my friend.
I shall be back soon.
I don't see your Eddie posted yet...
Did you read the small print?
I'd hate to have to recind the award and give it to the Bostick...
The award code is on my site.
Merry Satanmas!
i have collected my eddie and i want to take this opportunity to thank all of the minions that made all of this possible
i want to thank enemy and baron for allowing me to live vicariously through their innocent sexual exploration
and thanks to obrien for her assistance on so many levels of lust and pornographic literature
and a special thanks to tilde for sending me porn
thanks to mr bailey for making me a more positive demon of darkness and lord of the underworld
and a great big thank you goes out to scottsdale girl for being a consistent supporter of hell
now they are starting to play that fucking wrap it up music so i need to hurry
thanks to all of you for making this eddie possible and dont forget to take a look at the new products coming out in the hell catalog
support hell and get some really great items at the same time
Yeah all you other lame minions!
Who else pays tribute to Satan like Eddie?
That is why the rest of you are sitting on the Bostick and I am sitting on Satan's lap!
Ha!
Satan must not come to my home again. Evil is not welome there. What will the neighbors think? What will become of my sterling reputation?
I'll meet you in Hell's Kitchen next time.
Satan -
I wish the joy of the season upon you. Here ya go have some birthday cake!
Merry Christmas man - you make me laugh.
Merry Christmas, Satan.
You put the "x" in X-mas.
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Fuck Christmas!
Yea, Satan! He's our man!
I don't get it -- I left out a plate of pork rinds and a glass of goat's blood on Christmas Eve. Why didn't I get a visit from Satan Claus?
wtf? ok so something for you ass... and something for, well... shit.
i think you need a little soft-core one on one satan....
you're so hot you make me typo... and i didnt see a thank you for me up there when you accepted your Eddie.
I now take away your anal permission rights....
and give them to Bostick.
Please send along 25 of the rectal thermometers.
Thank you.
Erin O'Brien
What the hell??
Satan, pull the plunger out of your ass and make me laugh!
I knew the Eddie would go to your head...
Idle bloggers are the devil's workshop.
Get busy sulfer fart!
Thank you Dirk. I want my New Years Post NOW!!!!
Satan,
Did you die or something. Why aren't you posting ...
this is a very busy time of year for satan
combatting the holiday spirit is a full time job
Good luck with that. And happy new year to you.
Satan, why have you forsaken us?
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