Monday, February 06, 2006

Ooops - did I do that


i talk a guy into drawing a couple of cartoons and all hell breaks loose

damn i am good







next i get some muslim dudes to call all of you a bunch of infidels and the next thing you know i have all of you killing each other in the name of religion

dance puppets

you are all mine

20 Comments:

At 10:40 PM, Blogger Calzone said...

What is this "a very special" post?? All political and shit like that?

I want to hear jokes about cocks.

Like my cock is so big that when I went to the beach green peace kept trying to throw it back in the ocean.

 
At 10:42 PM, Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

Fuck dude..I didn't know you did shit like that. I thought you were responsible for crabs and the McGriddle and shit like that.

 
At 6:06 AM, Blogger Satan said...

crabs mine
mcgriddle mine
cock jokes mine

but some of my best work is getting religious people to kill each other

that shit rocks

party on

 
At 6:20 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Are virgins yours too Satan? Did you create all of Mohammed's 91 (or however many virgins mohammed claims he has) virgins?

When they arrive to heaven and greet these virgins, do they devirginize them? How does mohammed sustain the temptation to be with 91 virgins? What good are virgins if you can't screw them right? I mean come on folks, when you die you should finally be able to have your cake and eat it too. After all they do call it heaven. (or hell)

Oh, and if these virgins do in fact become devirginized somewhere along the line, how many virgins can Satan (or Mohammed) produce per year?

 
At 7:05 AM, Blogger Satan said...

virgins

we dont need no stinkin virgins

bring us da hos

we want the dirty girls

 
At 7:29 AM, Blogger PDD said...

And how would you like them, Satan?

 
At 7:32 AM, Blogger Polyman2 said...

Praise to Allah and pass the ammunition! La La La...

 
At 9:58 AM, Blogger waygon112 said...

Satan.......I need more pencils. I can't continue draw pictures of a prophet without more pencils!!!!!


And by the way.........a few virgins now and then aren't bad.

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Satan, I need more sponges. You are the biggest distributor, I know you can help me out.

 
At 12:00 PM, Blogger kellywalters said...

man..

"I'm gonna kill myself tommorow for my religion" sex is the best

thank you satan

 
At 12:33 PM, Blogger DEATH said...

That is a great trick you do Satan, but do you know who really pays the price....ME. I have to carry those souls to where ever they are headed. What would you do if I just stopped. Or what if I decided to start taking them all to Mars instead? Maybe I should be getting a little pay off here?
Dont worry I will continue to bring you the dirty girls but we need to have a talk about whats in it for me.

 
At 12:35 PM, Blogger DEATH said...

it sounds like Ill be bringin Roxi by tomorrow. Damn I hope she doesn't do it before I eat my breakfast. Thats just like people.

 
At 8:23 PM, Blogger Melanhead said...

Your best work is convincing the world you don't exist.

Now you're ruining it because people will read this and say "Fuck. Satan really does exist. He has a blog. Fuck."

I hope this won't be your demise.

 
At 9:43 PM, Blogger Satan's brother Carl said...

Remember when you drew a picture of me giving a blowjob to Janet Reno Satan?

That was pretty funny..

 
At 11:06 PM, Blogger YellowSock said...

Sweet Satan? I have a question for you.

I started a cult and because it wasn't an "organized religion," the stupid followers thought they could make suggestions and shit. My question is, how do I get them to kill themselves without having to be all charming? Oh, and where do I find a 5 gallon bucket of poison?

 
At 11:08 AM, Blogger Hale Bopp said...

charming? that dude marshall applewhite of the heaven's gate cult was a fucking dick.

he just had those eyes....i was hypnotized!

 
At 11:21 AM, Blogger YellowSock said...

Wanna join my "club"? You don't have to wear track suits and the kool-aid is free.

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger YellowSock said...

Oh, and you can keep your sack too.

 
At 3:35 PM, Blogger crabcake said...

Yes, I thought that looked like your work, Satan. tsk tsk tsk. Why can't we just all be sweet to each other?

By the way, Calzone doesn't have a cock. I've seen him naked. I know.

 
At 7:40 AM, Blogger scumbag said...

hi satan! love your work.

 

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