Ooops - did I do that
i talk a guy into drawing a couple of cartoons and all hell breaks loose
damn i am good
next i get some muslim dudes to call all of you a bunch of infidels and the next thing you know i have all of you killing each other in the name of religion
dance puppets
you are all mine
posted by Satan @ 9:26 PM
13 comments
13 Comments:
What is this "a very special" post?? All political and shit like that?
I want to hear jokes about cocks.
Like my cock is so big that when I went to the beach green peace kept trying to throw it back in the ocean.
crabs mine
mcgriddle mine
cock jokes mine
but some of my best work is getting religious people to kill each other
that shit rocks
party on
Are virgins yours too Satan? Did you create all of Mohammed's 91 (or however many virgins mohammed claims he has) virgins?
When they arrive to heaven and greet these virgins, do they devirginize them? How does mohammed sustain the temptation to be with 91 virgins? What good are virgins if you can't screw them right? I mean come on folks, when you die you should finally be able to have your cake and eat it too. After all they do call it heaven. (or hell)
Oh, and if these virgins do in fact become devirginized somewhere along the line, how many virgins can Satan (or Mohammed) produce per year?
virgins
we dont need no stinkin virgins
bring us da hos
we want the dirty girls
And how would you like them, Satan?
Praise to Allah and pass the ammunition! La La La...
Satan.......I need more pencils. I can't continue draw pictures of a prophet without more pencils!!!!!
And by the way.........a few virgins now and then aren't bad.
Satan, I need more sponges. You are the biggest distributor, I know you can help me out.
Sweet Satan? I have a question for you.
I started a cult and because it wasn't an "organized religion," the stupid followers thought they could make suggestions and shit. My question is, how do I get them to kill themselves without having to be all charming? Oh, and where do I find a 5 gallon bucket of poison?
Wanna join my "club"? You don't have to wear track suits and the kool-aid is free.
Oh, and you can keep your sack too.
Yes, I thought that looked like your work, Satan. tsk tsk tsk. Why can't we just all be sweet to each other?
By the way, Calzone doesn't have a cock. I've seen him naked. I know.
hi satan! love your work.
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