watch the video
i love this thing
i love watching people like this go apeshit because they meet someone that doesn't follow jesus christ around all day long
they scream and judge people and generally treat people like trash in the name of being warriors of god
i watch this like ten times a day and laugh so hard i piss myself and put out half the fires in hell
i get behind thee and i had tears running down our faces earlier today while we were going through your questions
the funniest part of this shit is that she doesnt know it yet but shes mine
i cant wait to see the look on this ones face when she shows up at my door
the gargoyles will seem like they were a picnic
these are my favorites they provide the most entertainment when the hit the gates of hell all of their repenting and shit and they dont even know it is too late at this point
they dont even realize why they come to me
i get behind thee and i are working on some eternal punishments for this one it is going to be an absolute scream
for her
any suggestions
by the way we got a lot of questions so this is what we are going to do
i get behind thee and i are working on them and we are going to post the answers tomorrow on consult the dark forces or wwsdw - what would satan do wednesday
posted by Satan @ 6:26 PM
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25 Comments:
I'm going to need you to try a little harder on the posts there, underlord.
It almost seems like you rushed to throw something together because you saw that we'd updated and shit.
Can I get sloppy seconds on Shannon?
Oh and btw, we want more i get behind thee.
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I saw her on google and this lady freaks my shit out. Somebody should warn her about mixing christian rock and speed.
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Bless you, my son. May Jesusss bless and keep you.
Pastor
http://thumbscrew.blogspot.com/
she looks like a fat tracy ullman...
shannon because i have such love and respect for you i will do as you desire and remove your link
you are the best and i mean it
but dont be a stranger
promise
promise you will stop by and see me every once in a while
wink
Oh FUCK ME... he he he... that episode of Wife Swap kicked my ASS.
I must have watched it 10 times before I nuked it on the old tivo. That video ALONE is reason enough to be in bed with Satan. Ha ha ha
She's got holy junk
in her warrior trunk!
i get behind thee, Dude, you may totally come after me. I give you permission and I outrank your boss and shit.
Plus he's kinda been a tool lately.
well actually for me it would be Thursday. But i guess i can mentally substitute the W for a T. Unless you would be kind enough to call it wwsdw/t. thank you.
I am so terribly confused by this blue beast that lurks beneath my yellow raincoat and doesn't have a pirate accent. and likes snelching. please save my soul Satan....
captain carl you are about to become a smoking pile of rubble
now you are talking shannon come to papa satan i told you i was irresistable
nowhere girl did you say fuck me
cant you see that shannon is right here
i will swing by your place later now keep it cool while you know who is around
polyman2 she got nuthin but junk in that trunk and that trunk is going to be sitting on some burning hot coals for a very very long time
wont she be surprised
bill i get behind thee comes and goes
i never know where that little demon is but he can sure pull down some smoking hot babes
aka shannon
captain carl i have had it with your little sailor outfit and your constant irritation
do you realize who i am
plus i was already tagged by erin you sardine pole
jungle jane please try to stay on the greenwich hell time i cant accommodate every time zone especially for all of great britains prison colonies
captain carla how you doin sweet thing want to hang out with a sperm whale instead of the little fish dick youve been seeing
Jungle Jane is not a fish dick, Satan!
Satan, just do me on Wednesday and for get about all that hard work answering stupid questions from these wanna be sinners. Sure they smothered their grandma for inheritances, or decided to see if a dog's ass really felt "as good," or love to watch the 700 Club...I know it takes more than that to take you where you wanna go, eh?
You guys were at Scores? Shit, I was there watching Lohan and Kate Moss do their pole dance! At least, I watched Lohan. I couldn't see Moss 'cause the pole got in the way.
iheartsausage i think i can both get the questions answered and do you
ill swing by shortly
ks damn straight i got mad skills
i like to make one of these every now and then just to drive people away from church
this works better than plague pestilence war murder famine and all the other really big things i enjoy
this woman probably drove more of you my way than anything other than lust and porn
lust and porn are still my favorites
hey satan, maybe you ought to leave this broad over there at JC's place. She's probably more trouble than she's worth.
Plus, you've got Pat Robertson to look forward to.
"Get the HELL out of my house in Jesus's name I pray!" "I am the warrior!"
What a fucking nutcase!
Hahaha, that's awesome. I could not stop laughing during that episode.
"It's getting hot in here, so take off all your clothes"...had that in my head, thought I would share.
erin there is plenty of room in hell for this woman and pat robertson
that guy is going to be the absolute best
wait until he finds out his celebrity roast is truly a roast
shannon dang girl you are hooooootttt wink
step off mack n z i shannon has stolen me away from you
i am considering changing my evil ways for her
that girl is so sweet she can make satan melt
drunkbh it reminds me of that song
i am the warrior
anonymous midwest girl if i wasnt all smarmy over shannon you would have some potential
have you met i get behind thee yet
i think you two might have a little chemistry
most likely it will result in an exothermic reaction but it is chemistry
tumbleweed it is going to get hotter before it is over
why dont you and anonymous hook up with i get behind thee
he can handle two at once
where the hell are you
damn minions are never around when you need one
sugarpunk
welcome back
stay a while
stay for eternity
remember last week when we were all messed up after partying all night long and it was like four in the morning and we were going to go home and you couldnt find your thong
we found it later in bill the apostles pocket
every once in a while he would take them out and hold them up like he was curious what he would look like wearing it
oddly he looked pretty good
Satan, does Angelina Jolie hang out down here much?
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