my life as lord of the underworld is pretty cool
I pretty much do whatever i want as i make efforts to further my goal of dominating the universe and bringing gods rule of heaven to an end
im pretty damn good at it too
but some things about it kind of suck ive said many times that i have given you greedy bastards some pretty damn good stuff
i have given you porn - everybody loves porn
i brought you sex - not missionary sex but the good stuff including vibrators dildos anal beads double headed dildos little butterfly things that sit on your clitoris lubrications and
i have given you filthy dirty butt sex - see also porn and sex
i have brought you greed pride envy gluttony lust sloth and wrath - all quality fun
i have brought you possession - without that no good horror movies
i gave you priests that fondle small boys - screwing the catholic church
rumor has it i built hadrians wall - i will neither confirm nor deny that
but as i have mentioned on many of your blogs while god may have created stuff i took that stuff and made it good i made it fun i made it cool
according to the book of john 12:31 i am even considered the prince of the world
can someone please explain to me that if i am the prince of the world and if i brought to all of you humans these wonderful gifts why doesnt anyone ever scream out my name while they are fucking
just once i want to hear
oh my satan this is so fucking good oh satan oh satan oh satan holy shit mother fucking satan is this good
just once
posted by Satan @ 9:22 PM
17 comments
17 Comments:
Satan, baby, my next climax is ALL yours. Even if I'm alone.
Satan i just recorded my answering machine message yelping your name and telling my callers to leave a message after the climax. i think i farted near the end but you would never be able to tell....
Oh satan Oh satan is it in yet?
erin i like your style
you know how to make a fallen angel smile with delight
bill
jesus christ reads this and that was our little secret
jungle jane i am going to call you later to hear it
dont answer ok
then maybe you and i can go out and kick it somewhere interested in getting a frosty at wendys later
i am comfortable enough with my member to admit that honeyhive is hung better than i am
that is one chick with a huge dick
Hey Satan,
Thanks for dropping in the other night. It is always good to get together and double up on some cooter.
Sorry about the facial. I wouldn't have pulled out if I had known you were gonna stick your face there. Won't happen again.
It was a hell of a map though, wasn't it? I'm sure you've had that happen before.
Stop by later, I've got a bunch of German tourists headed over here tonight.
wow...you complete me.
The porn and butt-sex is enough for me to get on my knees and kiss your red pointy toes.
HOOOOOOO!
I have risen to the underworld!
I agree, Satan. honeyhive seems to be hung like an anaconda.
Woot woot!
hi satan! long time no see.
Dude, that's got to be like the gayest minion i've ever seen and shit. Is that like your mascot?
i love how the minion practises pubic topiary...
I am...but i prefer sex with Jews...
mack-n-z just wait unitl i pull out my little pitchfork trick
i will use it like a tuning fork and touch it to your labial piercing and hold it there until it makes you cum so hard your head explodes
Shannon you are a sweet piece o' meat
i think you need someone with a firm hand to show you the way
the fact that you came here makes it clear just how curious you are about big daddy satan
Hey satan, what the fuck's a labial?
dumbass.
Oh okay, I see it now. I stand corrected, dark one. Carry on.
never challenge me in the area of vaginal topography
nor secretions
jesus you were a 33 year old virgin who now lives with his dad we really dont expect you to know these things
and sometimes we laugh at you behind your back
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