why do women love jesus christ
because he was hung like this
this picture stolen from jesus toast jesus toast
posted by Satan @ 6:26 PM
37 comments
hell is home
come join the lord of the underworld
Tuesday, January 17, 2006
this picture stolen from jesus toast jesus toast
37 Comments:
I don't get it.
Are you trying to say that I'm like this big <--------------------------->
...or that I'm hung like a girl?
jesus christ are you ever stupid sometimes
where the fuck is bill
have him explain it to you
shannon i am on you
i wannabe on you
HEY! who pasted Heather Graham's face on my body? BASTARDS! what's wrong with my face and why did you crop the picture off at the waist??
ha that one still cracks my shit up
black and white and green and shit
i used to kill on open mic night
bill is just jealous cuz they wouldn't let him swallow kielbasa during open mic night and my act totally wasted his
remember that time when we were at that place in the village right after you got your nipples pierced and you stood up for your turn at at the mic and you brushed one of your nipple rings up against the mic stand and a short in the system lit you up like a flaming gay christmas tree
that shit was killer
yo satan, how'd you know i was down with hung chicks?
"I watched with glee
While your kings and queens
Fought for ten decades
For the gods they made
I shouted out,
Who killed the kennedys?
When after all
It was you and me"
this is for you satan
We should all meet at Karaoke from Hell and see who gets Storm's number 1st. In the mean time we should drink and piss on bill while roasting marshmallows over his flaming body.
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I so love you, Satan
Satan:
I said I'd call you, but let's just be friends, okay? I'm flattered and all. . .
I still think that Bill the Apostle is hot, in a Brokeback Mountain kind of way... meow.
you call a B-cup hung?
whats wrong with you.
thats hot.
I just heard you were hung...that excites me!
Damn, I'm out of kleenex.
Jesus Christ my boobs are better than those.
If Chris were still around, we'd be getting her in bed with us. Chris always wore me during sex. It was amazing.
Hey!
That chick's left boob is bigger than her right boob!
Satan, hurry up and get over here. I've got my pants off and my husband isn't due home from work for twenty minutes!
doriangray you are the absolute shit
lets kick it to some storm any time bitch
goddamn shannon is hot
every time i look at her i just fuckin drool
captain carl will rethink his statement when i am 11 inches in his ass
headed to erins see ya
Hey Capt'n is that water drippin' in your face or are you just back in business?
Your not fooling us for a minute, that grin looks as though your ready to recieve something of an enormous portion:-p
Satan...How are you hung?
I see your horns...are they sharp?
shannon i will be nice
i will be very nice
i want to be your bud
you bud with benefits whoa
dorian what say you and me give the good capn a couple more droplets on his chin
did i mention that shannon was a smokin hot piece of ass yet
my talons are very sharp
lee ann those ass manglers over at jesus christs site spread the rumor that i am tiny
but then look whos driving the big truck
compensating much jesus
christ
i am as endowed as you would expect the lord of the underworld to be
you can sin without the proper tools baby
Capt'n your about as useful as a cock flavored lollipop!!
Why don't you sail away before I knock the wind out of you and sink your little dinghy.
i was gonna make a comment on this post, but the picture kept forcing me to enjoy some "private time"
Where the fuck are you?
I'm just glad I could bring naked Heather Graham to a whole new audience.
I saw Satan a few minutes ago. He was getting a blowjob from the Virgin Mary....
i leave for a few minutes and everyone is like where the hell is satan and shit
i took a dump
i went to the gym
satan has to stay tight for the ladies
i ate a few kittens
participated in an awesome orgy
that reminds me of the time jesus christ bill and i were hanging at the tgifridays and these bitches were all upon me and bill and jesus christ were like what about us ladies and finally the six of us went back to my place cuz you know jesus still lives with his dad and we got all freaky and shit
we ended up crucifying bill naked just for shits and giggles and the girls all took turns on him while he was hanging there
it was awesome
shannon you are obsessed with daddy satan lets just stop playing games with each other and start knocking hooves
theres one way to find out if there is spell check in hell
come hang with me
i hope you are old enough to drink cuz i have on hell of a bar
no booze in heaven baby
Satan maybe you should try some "Sex Panther" people say, "that sixty percent of the time it works everytime."
BTW--> if you get the chance check out stab-my-picture:-p
There's jizz in my fringe - could i possibly be the Virgin Mary?
"No love in Hell" !?! Best lovin an o-ring could have!!!
shannon are you here yet
i know you will be stopping by baby
its ok there is love in hell
deep carnal animalistic love
and im feelin it
Satan,
Did KISS really stand for "Knights in Satan's Service?" I have always wondered.
Amanda
This is great!
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