Saturday, February 11, 2006

how evil are you


How evil are you?


i knew it

i am not evil

i am merely insane

eveyone has been calling me evil for as long as i can remember

nobody understands me

20 Comments:

At 1:33 PM, Blogger Pseudo-intellectual lunatic said...

great blog

 
At 2:29 PM, Blogger Denny Shane said...

Yippeee! I took the test! "You are Evil" I think that means I passed!

 
At 3:09 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

It said I was Evil too.. something is wrong.. I demand a re-test =/

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger Satan said...

denny and shannon congratulations on passing the test

you are officially mine

once you take the test and it says you are evil you are automatically mine

it is sort of like losing the fiddle playing contest

 
At 6:36 PM, Blogger drunkbh said...

It said I was evil. So....tell me something I don't know.

 
At 10:18 PM, Blogger YellowSock said...

Satan, I was only "twisted." I think I need some private evil tutoring from you.

 
At 11:24 PM, Blogger Satan said...

sausage i would be happy to work with you one on one

i think we can get you up to evil in no time

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger Eve said...

I'm twisted.

MEEEE? TWIIIISTED?!

I don't buy that for one fucking second. I'm evil too, damn it.

 
At 12:27 PM, Blogger kellywalters said...

I understand you satan

 
At 2:15 PM, Blogger The Rev. Willie Horton Heat said...

dizzamn honkey ass satan . Real niggas recognize the realness.! you is mah muthafucka now like this and like that and like this and uh! soon, yo gonna be convertin ta J ta tha muthafizzles C yo! tizzle mah nizzle yo . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'!

 
At 4:24 PM, Blogger Satan said...

nowhere girl you are the diet coke of evil

roximoon i am so glad someone finally understands me

everyone always loves jesus christ and kittens and shit and never really tries to understand my situation

sure being lord of the underworld is kind of cool but it comes with a lot of baggage

people avoiding you and cursing at you

it wears you down after a while

all those people praying for me to get out of their lives

that really impacts my self esteem

drunkbh i knew you were evil before i put the test up

you are already mine

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I am Insane.

Does this mean you are mine???

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger ing said...

I am good. Sorry, Satan, I guess I'm the only one left. But I will try to understand you, if you like. Is there a record I can play backwards or somesuch?

 
At 9:13 PM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Listen, baby, I took the test and I think there might have been a technical error or something. I don't know.

Just please, baby, please come on over to my place and read my sweet little note.

Love,

Erin

 
At 7:09 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Satan, can I please pop your zits with my rock hard diamond nipples?

 
At 7:10 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Do you like rock hard diamond nipples?

 
At 8:52 AM, Blogger DEATH said...

It seems that I am Twisted. Which probably makes sense being that I am death and impartial to the whole good / evil thing. Plus the shit I've seen would make a normal man piss about 5 different shades of blood.

 
At 11:15 AM, Blogger Destiny said...

Satan,
If you ever need psychotherapy to help you understand why you are who you are, hit me up (Gratis). You need to stop punishing your self and accept you deserve to be loved.
It all goes back to toilet training, I swear..

 
At 5:25 PM, Blogger crabcake said...

I am good.

Yeah, ok. Gonna be a big surprise to my family and friends but...there it was in black and white. Good as can be. I knew my mother was wrong!

 
At 1:19 PM, Blogger waygon112 said...

says I am pure Evil.

of course knowing Satan helps

 

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