dizzamn honkey ass satan . Real niggas recognize the realness.! you is mah muthafucka now like this and like that and like this and uh! soon, yo gonna be convertin ta J ta tha muthafizzles C yo! tizzle mah nizzle yo . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'!
I am good. Sorry, Satan, I guess I'm the only one left. But I will try to understand you, if you like. Is there a record I can play backwards or somesuch?
Satan, If you ever need psychotherapy to help you understand why you are who you are, hit me up (Gratis). You need to stop punishing your self and accept you deserve to be loved. It all goes back to toilet training, I swear..
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great blog
denny and shannon congratulations on passing the test
you are officially mine
once you take the test and it says you are evil you are automatically mine
it is sort of like losing the fiddle playing contest
It said I was evil. So....tell me something I don't know.
Satan, I was only "twisted." I think I need some private evil tutoring from you.
sausage i would be happy to work with you one on one
i think we can get you up to evil in no time
I'm twisted.
MEEEE? TWIIIISTED?!
I don't buy that for one fucking second. I'm evil too, damn it.
dizzamn honkey ass satan . Real niggas recognize the realness.! you is mah muthafucka now like this and like that and like this and uh! soon, yo gonna be convertin ta J ta tha muthafizzles C yo! tizzle mah nizzle yo . Aint no killin' everybodys chillin'!
nowhere girl you are the diet coke of evil
roximoon i am so glad someone finally understands me
everyone always loves jesus christ and kittens and shit and never really tries to understand my situation
sure being lord of the underworld is kind of cool but it comes with a lot of baggage
people avoiding you and cursing at you
it wears you down after a while
all those people praying for me to get out of their lives
that really impacts my self esteem
drunkbh i knew you were evil before i put the test up
you are already mine
I am Insane.
Does this mean you are mine???
I am good. Sorry, Satan, I guess I'm the only one left. But I will try to understand you, if you like. Is there a record I can play backwards or somesuch?
Listen, baby, I took the test and I think there might have been a technical error or something. I don't know.
Just please, baby, please come on over to my place and read my sweet little note.
Love,
Erin
Satan, can I please pop your zits with my rock hard diamond nipples?
Do you like rock hard diamond nipples?
Satan,
If you ever need psychotherapy to help you understand why you are who you are, hit me up (Gratis). You need to stop punishing your self and accept you deserve to be loved.
It all goes back to toilet training, I swear..
I am good.
Yeah, ok. Gonna be a big surprise to my family and friends but...there it was in black and white. Good as can be. I knew my mother was wrong!
says I am pure Evil.
of course knowing Satan helps
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