originating obscenity since the dawn of time

the pitchfork is mine

as you know

sometimes when i didnt have a pitchfork handy and i was pissed at some fucker i would make a gesture with my hands putting my fingers in the shape of the tines of a pitchfork

we called this flipping the pitchfork

but flipping the pitchfork is complicated and was capable of ambiguous interpretation

one time i got three coney islands from some asshole that didnt ignored me when i said i didnt want any ice in my coke for example

why the fuck would i want ice in my coke

ice is my kryptonite for fucks sake

so i came up with something better



and now flipping the bird is mine

its easier

sloth rules

so more of you fuckers do it

and that means things are looking up for the job security of the greeters at the gates of hell

so do me a favor today

flip somebody the bird while your driving home

or if youre feeling ambitious flip somebody the pitchfork

either way

you are mine