come join the lord of the underworld
posted by Satan @ 6:57 PM 17 comments
That is an outstanding picture Satan. It looks better than heaven. I will serve you, Satan, forever more...
I think that's just a pretty picture of the sun shining through the trees, and you're just becoming an old softy.A younger Satan would never have posted pictures of sunshine and forests. Next thing you know you'll be posting pictures of flowers and butterflies.Is it possible Satan is getting soft?
Satan,Are you responsible for dogs being able to lick their own junk, and not humans?That just isn't fair, dude.
i lust you ace
there is nothing soft about me red shirt guyi am hard all overyou will find that out for sure and for certain no more than ninety seconds after death finally catches up to you
THat's cause you're a hot bitch!
I love messin with Satan.God has a snse of humor, do you?Isn't it time to go down to Georgia and play with your fiddle?
Satan, I want you all-over-hardness all over me. Lay it on me baby! OH!!
Fire and Iceby Robert FrostSome say the world will end in fire,Some say in ice.From what I've tasted of desireI hold with those who favor fire.But if it had to perish twice,I think I know enough of hateTo know that for destruction iceIs also greatAnd would suffice.
fuck poetsfuck poetryburn baby burn
Can you light your farts Satan?
Satan:Believe it or not, I think some grace would suit you more.
How do you feel about napalm?
I have a fire in my pants. No, not a euphamism, I just tried to light my fart.
Satan i am afraid i am going to have to ask you to take a paternity test...i hope you can afford regular maintenance payments?
this blog is way better than that piece of shit jesus used to have.
Satan, I am curious, are you circumcised and what color is your penis? Also satan can also be read as santa if you are dyslexic.
Post a Comment
<< Home
View my complete profile
17 Comments:
That is an outstanding picture Satan. It looks better than heaven. I will serve you, Satan, forever more...
I think that's just a pretty picture of the sun shining through the trees, and you're just becoming an old softy.
A younger Satan would never have posted pictures of sunshine and forests. Next thing you know you'll be posting pictures of flowers and butterflies.
Is it possible Satan is getting soft?
Satan,
Are you responsible for dogs being able to lick their own junk, and not humans?
That just isn't fair, dude.
i lust you ace
there is nothing soft about me red shirt guy
i am hard all over
you will find that out for sure and for certain no more than ninety seconds after death finally catches up to you
THat's cause you're a hot bitch!
I love messin with Satan.
God has a snse of humor, do you?
Isn't it time to go down to Georgia and play with your fiddle?
Satan, I want you all-over-hardness all over me. Lay it on me baby! OH!!
Fire and Ice
by Robert Frost
Some say the world will end in fire,
Some say in ice.
From what I've tasted of desire
I hold with those who favor fire.
But if it had to perish twice,
I think I know enough of hate
To know that for destruction ice
Is also great
And would suffice.
fuck poets
fuck poetry
burn baby burn
Can you light your farts Satan?
Satan:
Believe it or not, I think some grace would suit you more.
How do you feel about napalm?
I have a fire in my pants. No, not a euphamism, I just tried to light my fart.
Satan i am afraid i am going to have to ask you to take a paternity test...i hope you can afford regular maintenance payments?
this blog is way better than that piece of shit jesus used to have.
Satan, I am curious, are you circumcised and what color is your penis? Also satan can also be read as santa if you are dyslexic.
Post a Comment
<< Home