on health and hygiene

i hate dental hygienists

i hate fluoride

i love partially hydrogenated

it took me forever to come up with trans fat


then i finally get you people to put it in everything and now youre taking it out again

im tired

and fuck those yoga people





fuck snoopy

that doesnt have anything to do with hygiene

I just like saying it fuck snoopy

sometimes i do little things just to fuck around

like persistent dandruff and canker sores and toenail fungus

venereal warts were sort of counter productive but too much fun to resist


all that aromatherapy shit sucks

i love colostomy bags

i hate purell hand sanitizer and clorox bleach and deodorant

kittens taste better with cheez whiz

especially this one