Thursday, February 16, 2006

on health and hygiene

i hate dental hygienists

i hate fluoride

i love partially hydrogenated

it took me forever to come up with trans fat


then i finally get you people to put it in everything and now youre taking it out again

im tired

and fuck those yoga people





fuck snoopy

that doesnt have anything to do with hygiene

I just like saying it fuck snoopy

sometimes i do little things just to fuck around

like persistent dandruff and canker sores and toenail fungus

venereal warts were sort of counter productive but too much fun to resist


all that aromatherapy shit sucks

i love colostomy bags

i hate purell hand sanitizer and clorox bleach and deodorant

kittens taste better with cheez whiz

especially this one

24 Comments:

At 3:56 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

You know, Satan, while you're over here playing with yourself and fooling around with kittens and cheez whiz and dental floss, I have posted a photo with you in mind and further to my previous letter.

 
At 6:50 AM, Blogger PDD said...

I want to squeeze that kitty it's so adorable.

I want to squeeze you, Satan... in all the right places...

 
At 6:52 AM, Blogger DEATH said...

1..is that your mouth, these days?

2..Where the fuck is Snoopy's nose?

3..I think the little girl whose name also starts with S is going to be sad that you hate her new kitty.(Satan I dont think thats a good way to get people to like you, by hating Kitties.)

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger waygon112 said...

do you shave those pussys before you eat them, or are the hairy beast more tasteful a'natural?

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger PDD said...

I get a strong vibe Satan prefers eating shaved pussy's.

 
At 8:54 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Meow...

 
At 8:57 AM, Blogger kellywalters said...

guess what else tastes better with cheese wiz... I do baby.. I do

 
At 9:21 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Oooh Satan, it turns me on just saying that...

 
At 2:19 PM, Blogger jungle jane said...

Satan's is male and he has his own personal kitten! Holy smoke - this must mean then that Satan is a homosexual!

satan? can you clarify? Or has the kitten got your tongue?

 
At 3:19 PM, Blogger Satan said...

that isnt my kitten jungle jane

that is shannons kitten

i am going to shave it cover it with cheez whiz and eat it

cheez whiz is kind of like vegemite only more like cheese

roximoon lets melt a little cheez whiz in hells microwave and give that a taste test

 
At 4:13 PM, Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

It was you that invented processed cheese, damn it, thats why they are so addictive when you go to the movie theater. Also, was it your idea that they give you too many chips and not enough cheese to cover them all? Because if it was that is a pretty cruel trick too.

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger Shannon said...

Satan... Ummmm you will do NO such thing.. control yourself.. leave my kitty alone!! Leave all the kittens alone.. go eat some snails or birds..please? =(

 
At 12:04 AM, Blogger YellowSock said...

I think he looks scrumptious.

 
At 3:32 PM, Blogger sugarpunk said...

good day... and hi again..

 
At 6:01 PM, Blogger garrett said...

Yea - at first I thought when we were talking about "kittens" it was a euphemism.

Eating kittens is worse than juggling cats. You are evil.

 
At 8:20 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Garrett, are you saying that you don't do the deed, in a reversed way??

You are evil!

 
At 11:36 PM, Blogger sugarpunk said...

fuck .. pet the kitty.. you know you want to...

 
At 12:59 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Pet me please. Meow!!!

 
At 12:59 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Pet me!

 
At 1:00 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Pet me!

 
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Pet me!

 
At 1:00 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Pet me!

 
At 1:00 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Pet me!

 
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