on the continent of the incontinent
i fucking love europe
especially french people
french people are mine
especially the ones that leave their dog shit all over the streets
paris is great for this
i love to sit at a sidewalk cafe in paris and watch people come around a corner and step in dog shit
give me a glass of wine and a sharp busy corner on the edge of an apartment district with a bunch of dog owners living there next to a restaurant district with a bunch of tourists eating there and i am totally in hell
living the dream
hell is where the good times roll
posted by Satan @ 1:48 PM
16 comments
16 Comments:
LOL! No worrys. I didn't recognize the lyrics.
Satan, your very unworldly and lack culture. That's not dog shit people are stepping in when coming around the corner. Thats blood sausage the Americans inconspicuously threw on the ground because they thought it was dog shit.
This is what they call being polite and having table etiquette.
Did someone say something about hell??
I've been up all friggin night. Did you do that? It's very quiet. Too quiet. Wake up Satan! I need amusement. I'm bored. bored bored bored.
the lady in the right of the picture must be one of yours. my, how her polyester suit crinkles...
you are mine jane
we should get you out of those clothes before they wrinkle
come over here and i will help you with that zipper
Sweet Satan, I don't understand why they hate deoderant and don't shave. I know you are behind this. Just one or the other would have been damnable enough on it's own but the combo is truely wicked.
sausage that is not me
i am as opposed to that as you are but for different reasons
they do it for some gentile bible bullshit reason
fuck that
i lust the smell of rot and sweat but not because of the bible
it reminds me of some of the workrooms we have down in hell
poop!! I knew you had ties with the French. That explains certain hygiene questions I was wondering about.
What about the French kiss? What about French fries? French silk pie?
Help. I need help.
What about the fact that both the French and Satan seem to dislike hygiene?
french tickler
my personal favorite
Chevelle Bleu.
Satan, did you invent wilnots?
How so?
in that case forget it jane
that is fucking disgusting
jesus can have you
Janie:
Just buzz #2243 when you come up.
No. No you can't. She's mine. And I am surrounded by more glamorous ghosts. They really are glam. You should see them. Oh, wait, that's right, not everyone can see ghosts. It's a hard skill to master. I should remember this next time.
How do you walk that three-headed dog, anyway??
Must take a custom-built leash...
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