Tuesday, February 21, 2006

on the continent of the incontinent

i fucking love europe

especially french people

french people are mine

especially the ones that leave their dog shit all over the streets

paris is great for this

i love to sit at a sidewalk cafe in paris and watch people come around a corner and step in dog shit

give me a glass of wine and a sharp busy corner on the edge of an apartment district with a bunch of dog owners living there next to a restaurant district with a bunch of tourists eating there and i am totally in hell

living the dream

hell is where the good times roll


At 7:32 PM, Blogger Shawn said...

LOL! No worrys. I didn't recognize the lyrics.

At 8:05 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Satan, your very unworldly and lack culture. That's not dog shit people are stepping in when coming around the corner. Thats blood sausage the Americans inconspicuously threw on the ground because they thought it was dog shit.

This is what they call being polite and having table etiquette.

Did someone say something about hell??

At 3:26 AM, Blogger crabcake said...

I've been up all friggin night. Did you do that? It's very quiet. Too quiet. Wake up Satan! I need amusement. I'm bored. bored bored bored.

At 4:32 AM, Blogger jungle jane said...

the lady in the right of the picture must be one of yours. my, how her polyester suit crinkles...

At 7:40 AM, Blogger Satan said...

you are mine jane

we should get you out of those clothes before they wrinkle

come over here and i will help you with that zipper

At 10:30 AM, Blogger YellowSock said...

Sweet Satan, I don't understand why they hate deoderant and don't shave. I know you are behind this. Just one or the other would have been damnable enough on it's own but the combo is truely wicked.

At 10:51 AM, Blogger Satan said...

sausage that is not me

i am as opposed to that as you are but for different reasons

they do it for some gentile bible bullshit reason

fuck that

i lust the smell of rot and sweat but not because of the bible

it reminds me of some of the workrooms we have down in hell

At 11:53 AM, Blogger DEATH said...

I hate collecting the souls of the French and taking them to wherever they are going.
They're all like,
OH'Je suis mort. Passer le sucre.
They have no respect.
When I come you had better be ready, remember you dont get to take stuff with you when you die!
Theres no "I need to change my pants" or whatever, damnit.

At 1:22 PM, Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

poop!! I knew you had ties with the French. That explains certain hygiene questions I was wondering about.

At 5:04 PM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

What about the French kiss? What about French fries? French silk pie?

Help. I need help.

At 7:26 PM, Blogger FLAMINGO1 said...

What about the fact that both the French and Satan seem to dislike hygiene?

At 7:44 PM, Blogger Satan said...

french tickler

my personal favorite

At 9:44 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Chevelle Bleu.

Satan, did you invent wilnots?

How so?

At 2:27 AM, Blogger jungle jane said...

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At 7:09 AM, Blogger Satan said...

in that case forget it jane

that is fucking disgusting

jesus can have you

At 8:27 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Just buzz #2243 when you come up.

At 12:34 PM, Blogger DEATH said...

Can I have Jane?

At 2:22 PM, Blogger PDD said...

No. No you can't. She's mine. And I am surrounded by more glamorous ghosts. They really are glam. You should see them. Oh, wait, that's right, not everyone can see ghosts. It's a hard skill to master. I should remember this next time.

At 11:22 AM, Blogger Zen Wizard said...

How do you walk that three-headed dog, anyway??

Must take a custom-built leash...


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