happy anti-valentines day
yesterday was valentines day
everyone was all i love you and shit
i fucking hate valentines day
today is anti-valentines day and i want you to be my anti-valentine
i want to give you a pearl necklace for this special occasion
would you like to go to this party with me
or shall we just go to your place and get evil
i lust you
posted by Satan @ 4:56 PM
11 comments
11 Comments:
Satan that picture of your testicles looks disturbing. do you have health issues?
Save the pearls for the ladies pal!! Hows Faustus doing down there?
I want to go to the party with you. I want you to give me a pearl necklace. When is the earliest you can pick me up?
I really want that pearl neckless. I want it to sloppily hang off me.
Is death really confused about what a "pearl necklace" is? I assume the Lord of the Underworld was using that phrase in the ZZ Top connotation. There's nothing gay about the ZZ Top pearl necklace! (Not that there's anything wrong with it ...)
Getting evil sounds more fun :)
Um....I like pearls.
hey, baby,
want to get a room?
we do not need a room
we have the entire underworld as our personal playground
and you think you are ready for that i take it
i am willing to find out
I thought it was you who made Valentine's day. It's so horrible and depressing.
Can I make you a glazed donught to celebrate anti-day?
Satan, I want to crall on my knees all over the underworld. I want to crall for you wearing only high boots, fishnet stockings and a tie. No panties nor bra. I want to crall for you, Satan. I want to crall towards you while my butt wiggles behind.
I want to wiggle Satan. God do I want to wiggle!!!
I think this will be my strip tease act for my husband this weekend.
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