Wednesday, February 15, 2006

happy anti-valentines day



yesterday was valentines day

everyone was all i love you and shit

i fucking hate valentines day

today is anti-valentines day and i want you to be my anti-valentine

i want to give you a pearl necklace for this special occasion

would you like to go to this party with me


or shall we just go to your place and get evil

i lust you

17 Comments:

At 11:07 PM, Blogger DEATH said...

I dont think a pearl necklace will go with my death shrouds. And even though I am some what ambiguous, it just seems gay. No I will just stick to doing my job, I had to work overtime yesterday. People are always like, No one loves me, I guess I'll just kill myself. Remind you of anyone?
We'll duty calls.

 
At 2:40 AM, Blogger jungle jane said...

Satan that picture of your testicles looks disturbing. do you have health issues?

 
At 7:38 AM, Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

Save the pearls for the ladies pal!! Hows Faustus doing down there?

 
At 8:29 AM, Blogger PDD said...

I want to go to the party with you. I want you to give me a pearl necklace. When is the earliest you can pick me up?

I really want that pearl neckless. I want it to sloppily hang off me.

 
At 10:01 AM, Blogger Shannon said...

Ohhh so it's today?? Ummmm...ok.. well...errrrr...

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger kellywalters said...

how many girls are you taking with you to this party?

can I get a diamond necklace? pearls are just so... well.. not cute anymore..

soooo..

you want my long nailed hands around your pitchfork??

could be arranged.

 
At 10:56 AM, Blogger kellywalters said...

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At 10:58 AM, Blogger kellywalters said...

how many girls are you taking with you to this party?

can I get a diamond necklace? pearls are just so... well.. not cute anymore..

soooo..

you want my long nailed hands around your pitchfork??

could be arranged.

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger garrett said...

Is death really confused about what a "pearl necklace" is? I assume the Lord of the Underworld was using that phrase in the ZZ Top connotation. There's nothing gay about the ZZ Top pearl necklace! (Not that there's anything wrong with it ...)

 
At 12:21 PM, Blogger Crimson said...

Getting evil sounds more fun :)

 
At 1:00 PM, Blogger crabcake said...

Um....I like pearls.

 
At 1:56 PM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

hey, baby,

want to get a room?

 
At 3:48 PM, Blogger Satan said...

we do not need a room

we have the entire underworld as our personal playground

and you think you are ready for that i take it

i am willing to find out

 
At 5:04 PM, Blogger YellowSock said...

I thought it was you who made Valentine's day. It's so horrible and depressing.

Can I make you a glazed donught to celebrate anti-day?

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Satan, I want to crall on my knees all over the underworld. I want to crall for you wearing only high boots, fishnet stockings and a tie. No panties nor bra. I want to crall for you, Satan. I want to crall towards you while my butt wiggles behind.

I want to wiggle Satan. God do I want to wiggle!!!

 
At 8:16 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I think this will be my strip tease act for my husband this weekend.

 
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