Thursday, February 23, 2006

dont call me stan


one thing i fucking hate is when people call me stan

when i was in grade school the teacher would always take attendence the first day of school


when my name was called it was always misread as stan

then i would have to say it is pronounced satan

and she would apologize and all the kids would giggle

the next year the same thing would happen all over again

now i am grown up and the same shit still happens to me all the time

ill be waiting for a table at my neighborhood restaurant and the host or hostess will be calling out names and will say table for stan

when this happened last friday i went apeshit and roasted the little bitch right where she stood


needless to say i am never allowed back in that restaurant

dont fucking call me stan

22 Comments:

At 6:02 PM, Blogger garrett said...

Hey, Stan - remember me? I'm the one that hit you in the back of the head with that snowball.

 
At 6:04 PM, Blogger Satan said...

garrett i remember you

i bet you thought that was funny shit

when i eventually get you

and i will

you will not have access to any snowballs for a repeat of that funny gag

i think i have already won over your soul

care to try to argue otherwise

 
At 7:09 PM, Blogger DEATH said...

Stan or is it Stanley as in the power tool....OHHHH!

Remember Dice! He rules!

Satan you need to be ducking and shit when people throw that kinda of shit. I know you have eyes in the back of yer head.

I'm trying to decide which famous person to take now. Im thinking something scandalous. Are there any youv'e been waiting for?

 
At 7:32 PM, Blogger Melanhead said...

Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa Santa

 
At 7:51 PM, Blogger jungle jane said...

and do you ever get called Satin? just curious....

 
At 8:38 PM, Blogger YellowSock said...

I saw someone call you Satin in a comment a while back. I thought it was because of your lovely completion.

 
At 9:45 PM, Blogger PDD said...

At least you are well received and not called spam.

So stop complaining.

You own a lot of things. You hold a lot of power. Stop whining. You're staring to sound like your brother Carl.

 
At 11:29 PM, Blogger ing said...

Satan, will you be my bridesmaid? I have your name printed on all the place cards, and I have made sure to spell it correctly. Because Satan, you would look just lovely in orange chiffon.

Thanks, baby.

Peace out,

 
At 5:31 AM, Blogger Denny Shane said...

Dear Stain...
How could anyone screw up your name? It's beyond me... wait, there's a few visitors to your site that I definitely don't want beyond or behind me.

 
At 6:35 AM, Blogger Satan said...

minions

it isnt that difficult really

it isnt santa
it isnt satin
it isnt stain
it certainly isnt spam

it is satan

sound it out

get fun with phonics spend a little time with it and then practice saying each letter

you dont hear anyone mispronouncing jesus

unless they are mexican

 
At 6:36 AM, Blogger scumbag said...

yer right satan. mexicans are stupid.

 
At 7:05 AM, Blogger crabcake said...

You roasted a hostess?

I have a whole new respect for you. Like I'm seeing you for the first time. sweeeet.

 
At 8:53 AM, Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

Crabcake,

Have you ever done any model work?
You would be perfect for one of my drawings.

 
At 9:49 AM, Blogger DorianGray1854 said...

Hey Satan remember that time we took a flaming bag-o-dogshit and set it on garret's door step and his shoes caught on fire and melted while we laughed. hehe

 
At 11:55 AM, Blogger PDD said...

...and the burning urine made for an awful smell...

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger jungle jane said...

you are so adorable, Saters...

 
At 6:15 PM, Blogger drunkbh said...

I prefer to call you master.

 
At 12:23 AM, Blogger Psychic Dumb-Dumb said...

I prefer to call you over... for only one night...

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger DEATH said...

Is that Mr.Roper? Did you create that character? He was evil! What a homophobe.

 
At 12:09 PM, Blogger Satan said...

his name was stanley roper

another stan

dont fucking call me stan

i dont want to be in the same group with those guys

 
At 2:24 PM, Blogger kellywalters said...

your never allowed back in? Fuck that.. Burn the whole bitch down!

Hells yeah

 
At 2:16 PM, Blogger Pixie Sprinkle said...

Hi Stannie...wanna play?

 

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