dont call me stan
one thing i fucking hate is when people call me stan
when i was in grade school the teacher would always take attendence the first day of school
when my name was called it was always misread as stan
then i would have to say it is pronounced satan
and she would apologize and all the kids would giggle
the next year the same thing would happen all over again
now i am grown up and the same shit still happens to me all the time
ill be waiting for a table at my neighborhood restaurant and the host or hostess will be calling out names and will say table for stan
when this happened last friday i went apeshit and roasted the little bitch right where she stood
needless to say i am never allowed back in that restaurant
dont fucking call me stan
posted by Satan @ 5:00 PM
16 comments
16 Comments:
Hey, Stan - remember me? I'm the one that hit you in the back of the head with that snowball.
garrett i remember you
i bet you thought that was funny shit
when i eventually get you
and i will
you will not have access to any snowballs for a repeat of that funny gag
i think i have already won over your soul
care to try to argue otherwise
and do you ever get called Satin? just curious....
I saw someone call you Satin in a comment a while back. I thought it was because of your lovely completion.
At least you are well received and not called spam.
So stop complaining.
You own a lot of things. You hold a lot of power. Stop whining. You're staring to sound like your brother Carl.
Satan, will you be my bridesmaid? I have your name printed on all the place cards, and I have made sure to spell it correctly. Because Satan, you would look just lovely in orange chiffon.
Thanks, baby.
Peace out,
minions
it isnt that difficult really
it isnt santa
it isnt satin
it isnt stain
it certainly isnt spam
it is satan
sound it out
get fun with phonics spend a little time with it and then practice saying each letter
you dont hear anyone mispronouncing jesus
unless they are mexican
yer right satan. mexicans are stupid.
You roasted a hostess?
I have a whole new respect for you. Like I'm seeing you for the first time. sweeeet.
Crabcake,
Have you ever done any model work?
You would be perfect for one of my drawings.
Hey Satan remember that time we took a flaming bag-o-dogshit and set it on garret's door step and his shoes caught on fire and melted while we laughed. hehe
...and the burning urine made for an awful smell...
you are so adorable, Saters...
I prefer to call you master.
his name was stanley roper
another stan
dont fucking call me stan
i dont want to be in the same group with those guys
Hi Stannie...wanna play?
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