dump that two pump chump

ladies i woke up suddenly in the middle last night with a burst of inspiration for you

yes it was a little messy

but very satisfying

no seriously here is something important for you to keep in mind

there is a big difference between fucking a guy who can get the job done in less than a minute and fucking a guy who can not not get the job done in less than a minute

if you are hooking up with one of those in the latter camp dump that two pump chump and give me a call

or send him to me and i will make him an offer he cant refuse