finally a little positive feedback from you ungrateful bastards

i work my god damned hooves to the bone to bring you the good shit

and all i ever hear is repent

satan go home

satan leave this woman

i get sick and tired of that shit all the time

you try to spend an eternity with everyone on your ass blaming you for all the bad shit that you do to each other

so this makes me smile a litte demonic smile

apparently bostick thinks my posts suck

but the hairy little bastard keeps coming back for more

enemy of the state talks shit about me all the time

yet there she is once again leaving me messages aching for me to be inside her

i realize that you all feel compelled to push me away

no matter how bad you really want me

you will all do my bidding before your time is done and you will be delighted

you will thank me for the gifts that i have given

i have previously mentioned the dirty sanchez the filthy elvis the cincinnati bowtie the glass bottom boat

i didnt mention the chief joseph or the donkey punch

all mine all good naughty fun

everything naughty would you care to try to invent a few more special moves for the masses

i bet you could teach this ole demon a few new tricks