jesus
something special for everything naughty
posted by Satan @ 8:08 PM
18 comments
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Sunday, December 03, 2006
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18 Comments:
Jesus!!
That was some funny shit man. Totally wasn't expecting that ending and ended up spilling eggnog latte on my lap from laughing so hard- fucker.
But seriously, I had tears.
Is it wrong that I laughed at Jesus?
I spit up on myself laughing hahahahahaha. I will be sharing this with everyone!
HAHAHAHA!
OMIGOD!
That is righteous!
You rule!
(smile)
Satan! Listen up mother fucker! DO NOT go sending weird feet mother fuckers over to my place!
I've put up with enough of your shit and goddamnit anyway, I'm about effing done! Then you go on send some weird ass mother fucker over asking about kissing my feet and shit.
Um. hey? you got anymore of that concentrated sin-in-a-bottle shit?
okay. yeah.
i was even ok with the feet thing
but the request to have your daughter rub your feet
even satan deems that on the disturbed end of the spectrum
i want to party with that guy and quite honestly i think i will get the chance
for eternity
miss lissa it is not wrong to laugh at jesus
jesus and god are actually pretty damn funny
they have pulled some fantastic practical jokes in their day
not many people really go it but the raining frogs thing was a hoot
and he did it during leap year
we immortal types about pissed ourselves with that one
you put a bloody crown on some guys head and everyone gets all serious and shit
That is sooo damn funny!
I haven't felt this blasphemous since I got a communion wafer stuck in my teeth, pondered on transubstantiation, and wondered if I had Jesus stuck in my teeth. It was hard not to laugh in church.
My dearest Satan,
This little love note touches my heart deeply. I am afraid that now I am willing to offer you much more than my soul.
Yes, I am giving you anal permission....
Now, please find it in your dark cold heart to give it to me in the daytime, the night time, and all the times in between.
I want you to make me cry... yes, you sexy silly hot steamy mother fucker.
I will call you faust, and you will be my master, and I your puppet and together we can make hell a hoppin' place....
Yes, I will bring the spiked dog collar and you will teach me to heel.....
As a side note.... I got so turned on when jesus was hit by that bus that I now have to excuse myself to cuff it in the work bathroom.
OMG that was funny ... stop over at my place I have an offering for ya!
You finally posted something that is not shitty and lame.
This is the first, congrats.
bostick
you need to take a trip back through the early pages of the history of hell
my personal favorites are the five weird habits of satan and the picture of heather graham
i am not going to lie to you
it is pure satanic genius
Hi Satan,
Whatcha doing this weekend? Wanna go for drinks? I'm in Atlanta (isn't that a part of hell anyway?)GA.
I'm taking the grapes to use elsewhere.
I can't see the film because of restrictions at the workplace. I'll send you something funny as hell!
Oh hell no!
Satan, you've outdone yourself!
That was just plain evil...
But it felt so good!
Bostick was right. This was not shitty and lame. It was funny as damn.
Miss Leesa: Don't worry. You didn't laugh at Jesus. That would be like thinking this guy here on this page is actually Satan.
Good blog. My insults will probably return later.
Oh yeah, forgot to say that I watched the vid about ten times.
what do you mean i am not satan
if i am not satan then who am i
enemy you have cut me to the quick
i have now lost my identity and all direction in life
how can you be so cruel
oh well at least i am going to get anal from everything naughty
jali baby
how is a town
lets ride marta to the underground
maybe have a latte out in buckhead
erin if you enjoyed watching the video ten times i have something that youd really like to see
it doesnt dance but it does wiggle a bit
There should be a warning about not drinking while watching that...dang...that was HILARIOUS. Thanks Satan. You rock.
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