Sunday, December 03, 2006

jesus

something special for everything naughty

18 Comments:

At 9:57 AM, Blogger miss_lissa said...

Jesus!!

That was some funny shit man. Totally wasn't expecting that ending and ended up spilling eggnog latte on my lap from laughing so hard- fucker.

But seriously, I had tears.
Is it wrong that I laughed at Jesus?

 
At 10:43 AM, Blogger honkeie2 said...

I spit up on myself laughing hahahahahaha. I will be sharing this with everyone!

 
At 12:31 PM, Blogger ~d said...

HAHAHAHA!
OMIGOD!
That is righteous!
You rule!
(smile)

 
At 4:14 PM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Satan! Listen up mother fucker! DO NOT go sending weird feet mother fuckers over to my place!

I've put up with enough of your shit and goddamnit anyway, I'm about effing done! Then you go on send some weird ass mother fucker over asking about kissing my feet and shit.

Um. hey? you got anymore of that concentrated sin-in-a-bottle shit?

okay. yeah.

 
At 4:22 PM, Blogger Satan said...

i was even ok with the feet thing

but the request to have your daughter rub your feet

even satan deems that on the disturbed end of the spectrum

i want to party with that guy and quite honestly i think i will get the chance

for eternity

 
At 7:38 PM, Blogger Satan said...

miss lissa it is not wrong to laugh at jesus

jesus and god are actually pretty damn funny

they have pulled some fantastic practical jokes in their day

not many people really go it but the raining frogs thing was a hoot

and he did it during leap year

we immortal types about pissed ourselves with that one

you put a bloody crown on some guys head and everyone gets all serious and shit

 
At 12:03 AM, Blogger whimsicalnbrainpan said...

That is sooo damn funny!

I haven't felt this blasphemous since I got a communion wafer stuck in my teeth, pondered on transubstantiation, and wondered if I had Jesus stuck in my teeth. It was hard not to laugh in church.

 
At 6:39 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

My dearest Satan,

This little love note touches my heart deeply. I am afraid that now I am willing to offer you much more than my soul.

Yes, I am giving you anal permission....

Now, please find it in your dark cold heart to give it to me in the daytime, the night time, and all the times in between.

I want you to make me cry... yes, you sexy silly hot steamy mother fucker.

I will call you faust, and you will be my master, and I your puppet and together we can make hell a hoppin' place....

Yes, I will bring the spiked dog collar and you will teach me to heel.....

 
At 6:40 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

As a side note.... I got so turned on when jesus was hit by that bus that I now have to excuse myself to cuff it in the work bathroom.

 
At 6:44 AM, Blogger DykesDog said...

OMG that was funny ... stop over at my place I have an offering for ya!

 
At 7:00 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You finally posted something that is not shitty and lame.

This is the first, congrats.

 
At 8:07 AM, Blogger Satan said...

bostick

you need to take a trip back through the early pages of the history of hell

my personal favorites are the five weird habits of satan and the picture of heather graham

i am not going to lie to you

it is pure satanic genius

 
At 10:43 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hi Satan,

Whatcha doing this weekend? Wanna go for drinks? I'm in Atlanta (isn't that a part of hell anyway?)GA.

I'm taking the grapes to use elsewhere.

I can't see the film because of restrictions at the workplace. I'll send you something funny as hell!

 
At 2:17 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh hell no!

Satan, you've outdone yourself!

That was just plain evil...

But it felt so good!

 
At 3:26 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Bostick was right. This was not shitty and lame. It was funny as damn.

Miss Leesa: Don't worry. You didn't laugh at Jesus. That would be like thinking this guy here on this page is actually Satan.

Good blog. My insults will probably return later.

 
At 3:56 PM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

Oh yeah, forgot to say that I watched the vid about ten times.

 
At 6:48 PM, Blogger Satan said...

what do you mean i am not satan

if i am not satan then who am i

enemy you have cut me to the quick

i have now lost my identity and all direction in life

how can you be so cruel

oh well at least i am going to get anal from everything naughty

jali baby

how is a town
lets ride marta to the underground
maybe have a latte out in buckhead

erin if you enjoyed watching the video ten times i have something that youd really like to see

it doesnt dance but it does wiggle a bit

 
At 4:37 PM, Blogger Lisa W. said...

There should be a warning about not drinking while watching that...dang...that was HILARIOUS. Thanks Satan. You rock.

 

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