take a look at my vitals you fuckers
coiffure by telly savalas
horns by laura schlessinger
hooves by ferragamo
breath by butterfinger
chest hair by george the animal steele
charisma by don juan
vestment by yves saint-laurent
penis by excalibur
testicles by mamma's schweaty balls
ego by mt everest
hangover by patron
get bent with that fudge packer crack crap
fuck
posted by Satan @ 6:16 PM
20 comments
20 Comments:
Tanqueray and Chronic, you know I'm fucked up now.
So your penis is a weapon. I wonder how much action it gets. But according to Rosemary, you did make one baby.
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i bet all the boys in the chool yard love you! LOL at Enemy! Ha she nailed you buddy!
enemy
i invite you to drop down to the comments on the prior post
please check out what i get behind thee had to say about the weekend
you seem to be very intrigued
given a couple of hours and a bottle of tequila i think i could add you to my long list of conquests
would you like to unsheath excalibur
holy shit..
the devil is back.. when did this happen??
me and erin huh??
That would be super hot..
Glad to see ya made it through the weekend!
Be Eric Bana for one night, and I'll let Exclalibur do what it does best. Yeah, I read what Behind Thee said, but isn't he your b&^%$--oh, I can't say it!Where's Bostick? He's never afraid to speak his mind.
Tom Waits Satan, tiss the season;
Rattle Big Black Bones
in the Danger zone
there's a rumblin' groan
down below
there's a big dark town
it's a place I've found
there's a world going on
UNDERGROUND
they're alive, they're awake
while the rest of the world is asleep
below the mine shaft roads
it will all unfold
there's a world going on
UNDERGROUND
all the roots hang down
swing from town to town
they are marching around
down under your boots
all the trucks unload
beyond the gopher holes
there's a world going on
UNDERGROUND
What is Satan to busy for a Halloween post?
i am not your puppet
i do not perform to amuse you on halloween
i am lord of the underworld
i am very busy
we have meetings and planning sessions
it is a shitload of work to keep hell operating smoothly
those pits of fire dont keep themselves burning you know
i have to deal with suppliers and labor and overhead
besides halloween is for hack amatures
Satan, you sound oppressed. Read the Communist Manifesto.
the only thing i plan on reading is the morning newspaper
right after i nudge you and you get out of bed and bring it to me
Now Satan - you really need to learn some personal boundries - besides she will kick your little red ass - and you will be bringing her more then the paper!
OH BTW I heard Rosemary lied and her baby was adopted - because you couldn't hold up to the challenge ... just sayin what I heard ...
i gave rosemary multiple screaming disappointments
i filled her full of that self loathing feeling that women call orgasm
and now i am here to offer the same level of dissatisfaction and emptiness to that sexy little vixen enemy
or pud
either one will do
baron is just skeered that i am going to nail enemy first
Talk is cheap, Satan, my boy.
I was up all night – trying to think of a way to handle you on that comment Satan. I can’t believe you are thousands of years old and still do not understand women. No wonder you never get the good ones like Ms. Enemy or Pud. You always wind up with ones like Paris Hilton. Looks like my Protector from you took care of herself. Three for Ms. Enemy – 0 for you Mr. Red Ass, floppy horned puppet of Hell!
Hey - Mel - watch out - he will start thinking that he can cross borders to get you next!
Remind me next time when some shit talking is going on over here
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