Tuesday, October 31, 2006

take a look at my vitals you fuckers

coiffure by telly savalas

horns by laura schlessinger

hooves by ferragamo

breath by butterfinger

chest hair by george the animal steele

charisma by don juan

vestment by yves saint-laurent

penis by excalibur

testicles by mamma's schweaty balls

ego by mt everest

hangover by patron



get bent with that fudge packer crack crap

fuck

20 Comments:

At 1:40 PM, Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

Tanqueray and Chronic, you know I'm fucked up now.

 
At 2:14 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

So your penis is a weapon. I wonder how much action it gets. But according to Rosemary, you did make one baby.

 
At 3:23 PM, Blogger DykesDog said...

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At 3:24 PM, Blogger DykesDog said...

i bet all the boys in the chool yard love you! LOL at Enemy! Ha she nailed you buddy!

 
At 4:15 PM, Blogger Satan said...

enemy

i invite you to drop down to the comments on the prior post

please check out what i get behind thee had to say about the weekend

you seem to be very intrigued

given a couple of hours and a bottle of tequila i think i could add you to my long list of conquests

would you like to unsheath excalibur

 
At 4:51 PM, Blogger Roxi said...

holy shit..

the devil is back.. when did this happen??

me and erin huh??

That would be super hot..

 
At 6:40 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Glad to see ya made it through the weekend!

 
At 7:19 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Be Eric Bana for one night, and I'll let Exclalibur do what it does best. Yeah, I read what Behind Thee said, but isn't he your b&^%$--oh, I can't say it!Where's Bostick? He's never afraid to speak his mind.

 
At 8:00 PM, Blogger josh williams said...

Tom Waits Satan, tiss the season;

Rattle Big Black Bones
in the Danger zone
there's a rumblin' groan
down below
there's a big dark town
it's a place I've found
there's a world going on
UNDERGROUND
they're alive, they're awake
while the rest of the world is asleep
below the mine shaft roads
it will all unfold
there's a world going on
UNDERGROUND
all the roots hang down
swing from town to town
they are marching around
down under your boots
all the trucks unload
beyond the gopher holes
there's a world going on
UNDERGROUND

 
At 5:41 AM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

What is Satan to busy for a Halloween post?

 
At 9:08 AM, Blogger Satan said...

i am not your puppet

i do not perform to amuse you on halloween

i am lord of the underworld

i am very busy

we have meetings and planning sessions

it is a shitload of work to keep hell operating smoothly

those pits of fire dont keep themselves burning you know

i have to deal with suppliers and labor and overhead

besides halloween is for hack amatures

 
At 6:07 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Satan, you sound oppressed. Read the Communist Manifesto.

 
At 7:11 PM, Blogger Satan said...

the only thing i plan on reading is the morning newspaper

right after i nudge you and you get out of bed and bring it to me

 
At 7:15 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Now Satan - you really need to learn some personal boundries - besides she will kick your little red ass - and you will be bringing her more then the paper!

 
At 7:16 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

OH BTW I heard Rosemary lied and her baby was adopted - because you couldn't hold up to the challenge ... just sayin what I heard ...

 
At 7:31 PM, Blogger Satan said...

i gave rosemary multiple screaming disappointments

i filled her full of that self loathing feeling that women call orgasm

and now i am here to offer the same level of dissatisfaction and emptiness to that sexy little vixen enemy

or pud

either one will do

baron is just skeered that i am going to nail enemy first

 
At 4:35 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Talk is cheap, Satan, my boy.

 
At 5:26 AM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

I was up all night – trying to think of a way to handle you on that comment Satan. I can’t believe you are thousands of years old and still do not understand women. No wonder you never get the good ones like Ms. Enemy or Pud. You always wind up with ones like Paris Hilton. Looks like my Protector from you took care of herself. Three for Ms. Enemy – 0 for you Mr. Red Ass, floppy horned puppet of Hell!

 
At 5:27 AM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Hey - Mel - watch out - he will start thinking that he can cross borders to get you next!

 
At 6:28 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Remind me next time when some shit talking is going on over here

 

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