Monday, October 23, 2006

home away from home

i am sure you fuckers have all been wondering where i was all your lives

or at least the last four months of your lives

well wonder no longer

i was on vacation

in

you guessed it



death valley

home away from home

america is headed into the toilet

my work here is complete

you have all agreed that someday soon i can stick my fork in you

you are done

you begged me to do it and i will

when i get around to it

but for four months there i was away from all you fuckers living in the land my father and his father before him and his father before him promised me

18 Comments:

At 6:28 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for the Link Father. I am way more evil than you.

Remember to brush and soak your dentures before you go to bed.

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger Lisa W. said...

Welcome back, Satan. Hope you had a relaxing vacation. You sound pretty kinky with all the fork-sticking talk.

 
At 6:28 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Well, that's all very nice and good, but where is the post on envy?

 
At 9:21 PM, Blogger ~d said...

I need to feel you, Satan, in my soul. Come to me.

 
At 9:25 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Looks like a nice place to visit!

 
At 9:39 PM, Blogger Satan said...

tilde

we are as if one

enemy the post on envy will come

patience is a virtue

hahahahahaha

i crack my shit up

baron ectar thank you for stopping by

i hereby claim your soul

 
At 10:46 PM, Blogger Mone said...

Hi satan, death valley for sure is a nice place to relax. And nobody will notice the smoke... I'm enligthed to see you as an traditional son.

 
At 3:49 AM, Blogger ~d said...

Penis Envy, Satan?

 
At 7:39 AM, Blogger josh williams said...

I agree with bostick, good dental hygeine is the recipe for a healthy smile.

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

You can't have Baron! I won't allow it. I'll fight you. And I'm being patient!

 
At 2:53 PM, Blogger melanie said...

have the blisters healed?

 
At 2:56 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Also, keep your folk to those who need and crave it. You know that alone keeps you busy.

 
At 4:02 PM, Blogger /t. said...

satan,

good try, guy,
but that wasn't
my soul you took

and i must say that your blog does indeed seem to be a tad sin free -- i've seen more evil at a whitehouse news briefing -- what's up with that?!?

finally, thanks bunches for stealing my shoe

/t.

 
At 4:03 PM, Blogger Danke Shane said...

Looks like you got a little too much sun. Watch out for that melanoma..it's hell!

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Ya! Take that Satan! She's better then Holy Water! Twice as deadly!

 
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At 10:42 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Oops. Typo. That was fork, not folk. I type too fast. But I still mean it about Baron. I'm the great shield.

 
At 7:58 PM, Blogger Satan said...

i do not pack fudge

i do not

stop saying that

 

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