home away from home

i am sure you fuckers have all been wondering where i was all your lives

or at least the last four months of your lives

well wonder no longer

i was on vacation

in

you guessed it



death valley

home away from home

america is headed into the toilet

my work here is complete

you have all agreed that someday soon i can stick my fork in you

you are done

you begged me to do it and i will

when i get around to it

but for four months there i was away from all you fuckers living in the land my father and his father before him and his father before him promised me