Wednesday, October 25, 2006

the rumors about my sexuality are false


oh i hear what you are all saying behind my back

i hear the snickers

the name calling

the taunting

that little bitch bostick has been circulating rumors that i pack fudge and so on and so forth

not true


fudge tends to melt at my very touch thereby making the packing of said fudge quite challenging
ok so i am a little effeminate and somewhat sensitive for a lord of the underworld

so sue me

i am certainly fabulous but i am not gay

ps the other night i was on bosticks page and he has an instant messenger doo hicky on which you can text message him

i think he was hitting on me

swear to god

of course i rejected his advances

that is probably why he is attacking me

17 Comments:

At 9:10 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

I am leaning more toward Bosticks story - he has never lied to me! BTW - I told Ms. Enemy you were stalking me - away from me Satan!

 
At 9:17 PM, Blogger Satan said...

i would never lie to you baron

trust me

it is good that you come here willingly

stay a while

stay for an eternity

 
At 7:19 AM, Blogger DykesDog said...

Dear Satan,

I think that you were involved with my brother, Mr. Baron, as a child. However, last night he drank from the well of life and confessed all his sins. He is free from your bounds now.

 
At 9:08 AM, Blogger Dongley Shlongford said...

Didn't I push your stool in for you one time in a bar in Juarez?

 
At 10:11 AM, Blogger ~d said...

Satan....Oh, Satan! ♫ ♫
Look over here...♫
I have something ♫ to show ♫ you! ♫

 
At 10:36 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Satan. You left your panties at my house

 
At 11:01 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

I saw that on Bostick's page--I want one too--this way I can give my Baron more advice on how to resist your wiles. And since when does Satan worry about being called gay? I think that's the least of your problems. Bostick strikes me as a man who likes the human ladies, but again, it's only an impression via an interesting blog.

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Satan - I will NEVER listen to you again -EVER!

 
At 10:02 PM, Blogger Satan said...

cmon brutha listen to me man

i brought you naked supermodels

i brought you the dirty sanchez
the two man hog saw the glass bottom boat the filthy elvis the cincinnati bow tie

all these great things i bring to you stupid humans and all i ever hear is satan is bad satan is evil satan might be gay

i am considering taking all that good stuff back

that would teach you a lesson

dongley is my only true disciple the rest of you are just wanna bes

 
At 3:36 AM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

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At 3:37 AM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

I think you need to get on over to Bostick's place and get your panties out of a wad. You seem a little grouchy - I mean - due to lack of sleep ...

 
At 6:21 AM, Blogger Pud said...

Hi! Wondered over here from Baron's blog.

Wow! Sounds like you are making all kinds of friends around here.

 
At 10:24 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

I don't like being refered to as Enema, as you did on Baron's page. Face it, you fear me, dude. War is nigh.

 
At 11:42 AM, Blogger /t. said...

satan,

what have
you done to
bring all of
this shit down on your head, dude? who would have thought lord of the damned could be so tough...

/t.

 
At 3:29 PM, Blogger DykesDog said...

Dude you cannot have my Soul I do not believe in you!

 
At 6:47 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Looks like you are off on another candy adventure! Be careful, and carry lots of KY!

 
At 8:20 AM, Blogger I Get Behind Thee said...

Yall need to back the fuck off of The Chairman of the Board. He pulled massive tail this weekend at Body English, and none of it was sporting outdoor plumbing. He was so deep that me and Bill just picked up his scraps when we left; we didn;t even have to work. He pulled so much ass, bitches called him Tapper.

(BTW, Satan. Think I could stop by and pick up my fanny pack? I think I left it on your counter.)

 

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