the rumors about my sexuality are false

oh i hear what you are all saying behind my back

i hear the snickers

the name calling

the taunting

that little bitch bostick has been circulating rumors that i pack fudge and so on and so forth

not true


fudge tends to melt at my very touch thereby making the packing of said fudge quite challenging
ok so i am a little effeminate and somewhat sensitive for a lord of the underworld

so sue me

i am certainly fabulous but i am not gay

ps the other night i was on bosticks page and he has an instant messenger doo hicky on which you can text message him

i think he was hitting on me

swear to god

of course i rejected his advances

that is probably why he is attacking me