Thursday, October 12, 2006

gluttony is good


people just go ahead and shovel it in
more is never enough

just keep eating and drinking and eating and drinking


gluttony is the best way to demonstrate that you absolutely refuse to share any of the worlds resources

your appetite for oil and the rest of the worlds resources is so deliciously gluttonous that my nipples become erect just thinking about it

dont you dare share that food with those less fortunate

people are dying in third world countries
who gives a shit

throw half of your dinner down the disposal
and then get more

gluttony is glamourous

it is mine

do everything to excess

did i say drugs
consume consume consume consume

doesnt that feel good

you people are fantastic
your passions and delights inspire me

keep up your good work
and ill keep up mine

there go my nipples again


At 6:19 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hello father. I am stopping by to let you know that I am keeping it real.. Real evil \,,/

At 1:51 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I have to admit...I like your style...

We should do lunch.

Or dinner?

Or maybe a bunchy sort of thing?


At 7:08 PM, Blogger ~d said...

Oh Lord of Darkness, I avert my eyes and share my erect nipples.

At 5:20 PM, Blogger ~d said...


At 6:57 PM, Blogger josh williams said...

My nipples are limp, your going to have to try harder you devil you...

At 6:11 AM, Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

Hey Satan--
Great blog baby, O master of Darkness.

I've been known to over-eat, over-drink, over-bang, over-smoke, over-everything.

I could relate...

At 7:45 AM, Blogger Danke Shane said...

Geez..look at that. Offering nipplage and everything. You have got a good racket going with this lust thing....

At 11:25 AM, Blogger PDD said...

As you should know by now Satan, I love everything glamorous.

Good on those nipples.

Lets consume!

Bitch slap anyone who wants to share.

You have taught me the way.

Good going.

I believe your purpose is very glamorous.

Now skin those cats and wear it's fur for the big upcoming glmorous ball we are to attend.

Although you are the master of consuption Satan, I beg you not to drink too much this time.


At 7:27 PM, Blogger Satan said...

mr novak

i visited your site and must say that i am disappointed in your tale

why didn't you bang the mother daughter combination

that would have given us something to discuss at brunch

tilde i have seen said nipples
keep up the work of the lord of the underworld

crashtest comic if you enjoy this material make certain to look through the archives

there are some priceless gems in the archives

at one time i had an exchange with jesus christ but jesus christ has abdicated the blog world to me

you are all mine

shane come back
come back shane

pdd i want to party with you
with a decapitated cat
see crashtest comics site for more background

At 7:48 PM, Blogger Bunyan, Paul Bunyan said...

Hell satan you sent me to South America to destroy the rain forest, I have been down here off and on for the last twenty years and ended up in Peru fighting with some sucess Sendero Luminoso (Shining Path).
I have not and will not do your bidding. Turns out a flunky professor is in charge and he is in jail and selling his oralfice for cigerattes.Thats the straight dope and you can sell it to the highest bidder. My Best PB

At 9:25 PM, Blogger YellowSock said...

I knew you had to be back when my life suddenly went to shit, dear Satan.

I may not be Sausage anymore but I still lust the Hell out of you.

At 7:55 PM, Blogger ~d said...

(I am not worthy to be in your prescence)

At 8:17 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

But if gluttony is good and people get too fat, what happens to lust, something else you seem to like? That picture in the previous post didn't come out of a gluttonous relationship.

At 10:34 PM, Blogger Satan said...

enemy of the republic

dont question me

just do my bidding

fat people need loving too

sausage my sweet your life will be better when you surrender to me

paul bunyan

you do my bidding without knowing it

your shining path has not yet been revealed to you


At 11:07 AM, Blogger Toby said...

I shoot lightning bolts from my nipples when they're errect.

At 6:32 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Satan, I heard that the devil was really sexy--so that's just a mask, right? Thanks for visiting my

At 6:32 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

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At 6:33 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Gosh, I'm even going to link you to my site.


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