Tuesday, October 17, 2006

greed


sins of excess are my favorite

i like lust
gluttony is good

greed is like having a boner for benjamins

it is bling bling gluttony

dont listen to the church
they just want your dough
and guilt you in to trading it for your soul

the reason they want you to take a vow of poverty is because they want to build their dog an air conditioned dog house

doesnt your dog deserve air conditioning instead
keep it all for yourself

mine

this shit just keeps getting better

go get yourself that hummer or escalade

you deserve it

you earned it

flaunt it

conspicuous consumption shows the world that they are your bitch

get greed

11 Comments:

At 12:06 PM, Blogger Toby said...

Harley Davidson profited over 1 billion dollars this year and they want all new employees to work for 1/3 the wages of existing employees. They also want all employees, exisitng and new, to take cuts in benefits in order to build a $120 mil expansion that will create 165 new jobs.

$120 mil is 12% of 1 billion. A perfect example of corporate greedy bastards.

Treat them well, Satan.

 
At 2:31 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Well, I wrote a post advertising your blog. My pastor will be mad at me.

 
At 3:53 PM, Blogger jungle jane said...

oh FFS. Now Satan has turned rapper?

jesus dude. pull yourself together...

 
At 7:52 PM, Blogger Satan said...

the beautiful thing about harley davidson greed is that it was earned from the greed of others

who needs a twenty five thousand dollar motorcycle

conspicuous consumption fueling the greed

that is a win win for me

enemy of the public do not fear your pastor

he is probably mine

by my count today there are approximately three people in the us who will be going to heaven

the rest of you are mine

latest count is three hundred million people in the us

that means two million nine hundred ninety nine thousand nine hundred ninety seven are mine

jungle jane
how you doin baby
i havent seen you around in a while
i would love to see more of you
i would love to see all of you

rappers are mine

 
At 7:39 PM, Blogger PDD said...

It's not that rappers don't like to eat pussy (as "they" say), it's because their teeth get in the way.

Wow, thank you Satan, I have learned something today. I like rappers. They really do like eating pussy. All that nonesense talk of them refusing to eat pussy is a myth.

Werd.

 
At 7:40 PM, Blogger PDD said...

It's not that rappers don't like to eat pussy (as "they" say), it's because their teeth get in the way.

Wow, thank you Satan, I have learned something today. I like rappers. They really do like eating pussy. All that nonesense talk of them refusing to eat pussy is a myth.

Werd.

 
At 7:06 AM, Blogger Crashtest Comic said...

This is one heavy blog, O Master of Darkness.

Greed has never been my downfall; give me gluttony & lust anyday! Throw in a little sloth & I'm good to go.

 
At 8:06 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Envy is my downfall. But you probably knew that.

 
At 10:04 AM, Blogger ~d said...

Diamonds on my neck-
d-diamonds on my grill.

All hail the gr8 Lord of Darkness


~d

 
At 2:05 PM, Blogger /t. said...

dude,

i'll give you
$37CDN plus two tix
to an upcoming Avril Lavigne show for your soul -- whaddya say, eh?

/t.

 
At 8:12 PM, Blogger Satan said...

you shall all cower before me

/t i lust avril lavigne but i have no soul to trade

avril is mine

i will have an eternity to enjoy her hot little pissed off ass

 

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