Thursday, November 09, 2006

satan didnt like it

satan didnt like it when you started singing

i hope he scored a little bush after this

21 Comments:

At 4:47 AM, Blogger honkeie2 said...

ppl like that irritate the crap out of me...not because they are all happy to be filled with the spirit but because once the find out u are not part of thier cult they harass the shit out of u until you join or they will pretend you aernt there. But I love screwing with overly religous ppl, its soo easy to get thier goat. Just jump on a towel and start bowing to the east and they will go all holy crusader on your ass lol.

 
At 5:22 AM, Blogger ~d said...

WHAT exactly IS that crap supposed to BE?!?!
(my Lord.)

 
At 5:23 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

That was fucking gay and shitty and lame..
Yuo are Satan fucker!! Play some SLAYER!!!

 
At 6:37 AM, Blogger Heather said...

I think I am stronger than you, satan. My soul is not available.

 
At 7:30 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

Come and get my linens big boy... I sold my soul a long time ago for a Twix bar and a soda.

I think you're still upset I stole your horn and coke spoon.

hazah big boy... It's hot as fuck in here yo.

 
At 11:27 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

I found the video/audio clip inspirational. What nice young people.

Thank you.

 
At 1:02 PM, Blogger Satan said...

heather

not only did you come here once but you came back

i have added you to my roster of souls

bostick

slayer sucks they are a bunch of pussies

i am about to unleash the fury of hell upon you and your little slayer wannabe friends

you think evil is all about making the horn signs at concerts and headbanging

well it isnt quite that easy it is a shitload of work to be evil

but you keep telling yourself that it is that simple if that makes you happy

bottom line is that you arent evil you arent even evil light you are only evil poser

being satan is a thankless job and people are always against you

but was i the one that told you not to have wild kinky sex

no that was them

did i tell you not to lie cheat and steal

no that was them

but here i am again taking all the shit from you people

dont be fucking gay and shitty and lame satan

give us something better

why so you can turn around and thank jesus after you make a touchdown

screw that

honkeie i see that you are doing my work

nice

everything naughty i know i didnt purchase your soul with a twix bar

those things tend to melt horribly around here

i also read the stuff you wrote about oral sex

nice

if you would kindly let me know who now holds title to your soul i would be happy to go acquire that by any means necessary

obrien

who are you trying to kid

the only thing that you were inspired to do after watching that clip is kick their asses

you know you want to

tilde

that crap is my target audience

they would love me if they just got to know me

seriously

i hope that kid shagged her rotten later

they are usually such hypocrites

 
At 1:58 PM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

You know, Satan. Chocolate melts in your mouth, not in your hands... regardless of where you are.

Now, about my oral sex. where did you read that? I seem to be leaving a bit of that everywhere today.

I think I even got some on my blouse.

About this whole "soul acquiring" thing... whassay you ask my roomie if you can have it... Currently he's using it for scientific purposes. Genetic cloning I think...

We're going to bring Korea to it's knees by implanting exact duplicates of my soul into big hairy russian women....

should take, a day, tops.

 
At 2:30 PM, Blogger Dan said...

Hey Satan, is it true that you used to be an angel and then you totally screwed up and the big enchilada up in the sky kicked your sorry ass down into the bowels of Hell?

Did that really happen? Also, do they have nachos in Hell?

 
At 3:04 PM, Blogger Satan said...

dan

dont buy into that big enchilada story

i will fill you in on the truth soon

very soon

that whole thing has been so blown out of proportion

and by the way we have nachos in hell

they are very hot

you will not get nachos in heaven

when i say you in that prior sentence i do not mean you personally

you personally are not going to heaven

once you visit here i collect your soul and you are mine

not even confession can cleanse a visit to hell from your transgressions

you are mine

now leave me alone i am very busy

i have to swing by everything naughtys place and insert something in her mouth to keep her quiet for a while

well for at least a minute and a half anyway

 
At 4:58 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

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At 4:59 PM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Satan - You are lame - first floppy ass puppets and now this! I knew your first CD was all you had in ya!

 
At 5:42 PM, Blogger garrett said...

It seems to me like the guy running the camera started singing along there towards the end. That's fantastic.

And they still popped it up on the internet.

$1.65 billion seems about right.

 
At 7:44 PM, Blogger Satan said...

baron ectar prepare yourself for eternal pain

i am going to unleash the fury of hell upon you

garrett

welcome to hell

i agree with you regarding that sum

truly delicious what tools man has provided me and the greed that accompanies such tools

i hearby claim your soul

 
At 10:34 PM, Blogger Sweetie82 said...

So you have my soul eh!! hehe and as for the video...that was just awful! I'm sure your ears burned off!! LOL

 
At 7:28 AM, Blogger miss_lissa said...

....wow....

"well golly gee willikers! Ain't Jesus beautiful Mary Beth?"
"Why yes Jim-Bob, Jesus loves our singing, the devil hates it! Victory is ours"

ugh...
wtf was that shit?
sounds like stuff I used to enjoy singing when I was brain-washed.
I only listened to the first 3 seconds then I threw up a lil in my mouth.

Oh & nah, I don't think he screwed her but, I betcha anything they held hands for the first time. awwwwww....

oh god, I'm gonna be sick again!...

 
At 11:22 AM, Blogger Everything Nice said...

Do it you sexy mother fucker... then let me ride your horns.

 
At 11:48 AM, Blogger PDD said...

As a finale they should smash the guitar and then set it on fire. And then I would appear and throw the two of them in the fire.

Satan, you have powers. Please make this happen. If you do not, I no longer have any respect for you.

 
At 8:08 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I just noticed as one of the souls you've collected is "scottsdale hell". Then I checked her blog. And then I laughed my ass off.

Hilarious!

 
At 8:37 PM, Blogger ~d said...

If I am soul you collected...I am pleased to be in such a wonderfully eclectic group of peeps.
WORD to your mother.

(~d crosses arms over chest and simulates a 'hood pose)



BTW: back in September the lovely Erin O'Brien hosted a pix of my chest that I shall be crossing my arms over now.
(Thank you Erin! Mwah!)

 
At 11:17 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Ahhh, excuse me, Satan,, but DON"T BE RUDE TO MY FRIEND, THE BARON!! Angel Gabriel has your ass.

 

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