sloth
the deadly sin of sloth has changed in definition over time
dante referred to it as a failure to love god with all ones heart
it now just means that you are a lazy piece of shit
either way i like it
apathy ignorance and laziness
couple that with a little gluttony and you really have something
i fucking love sloth from the goonies
he takes this deadly sin and makes it adorable
he takes one of my top seven and makes it cuddly
chunk also kicks ass but that takes us back to gluttony again and we are trying to discuss sloth here motherfuckers
i command those of you whose souls i have collected to go out and commit random acts of sloth
find a sofa and sit on it
who gives a shit nobody gets hurt
right
sloth rocks
posted by Satan @ 7:55 PM
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15 Comments:
Sloth likes Baby Ruth candy bars.
fucken a
who dont
started
reading this
but am going to
go take a nap now
might get back
or not
/t.
keep up the good work t
Here's a pointless story:
When I was in boot camp, this girl got pink eye real bad. Her one eye swoll up big time. She looked like Sloth. Good thing she had a sense of humor because she looked at all of us and said, "Hey you guys!"
Hope you enjoyed my little story.
i enjoy any story that generally degrades mankind and destroys the human spirit
thanks pud
Being a sloth goes hand in hand with gluttony.
Think about it. Sofa = TV = mass quantities of junkfood and beer.
Ta da!
Heh heh heh
You and I may finally agree on something.
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Satan -
I have a message on my cell phone - I think they called me by mistake instead of you!
It says, "Satan , get off your lazy ass and get over here and heat things up!"
Then there was a package of babe ruths mailed to me -
Would you quit giving out my cell phone number and address -
Get off your lazy ass and answer your own voice mail and mail.
BTW - Ms. Enemy will kick your ass if ya don't!
You probably think that this comment is about you packing fudge and it is.
Do you have sex with animals?
And if so what is the best animal.
I am thinking a baby pig would be pretty fun to spank,
you know, marinate it from the inside out.
Would you like to come over for a BBQ?
Bostick,
I am guessing he likes chickens.
Hey!
Are you using my dude from "The Goonies" photo to illustrate sloth? Don't play with me Mr. D!
In the future, please find someone else to pick on.
Thanks!
jali
i have no idea what you are talking about
dude from goonies name is sloth
get it
this shit is never as funny if you have to explain it
now i am coming for your soul
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