Tuesday, November 14, 2006

sloth


the deadly sin of sloth has changed in definition over time

dante referred to it as a failure to love god with all ones heart

it now just means that you are a lazy piece of shit

either way i like it

apathy ignorance and laziness

couple that with a little gluttony and you really have something

i fucking love sloth from the goonies

he takes this deadly sin and makes it adorable

he takes one of my top seven and makes it cuddly

chunk also kicks ass but that takes us back to gluttony again and we are trying to discuss sloth here motherfuckers

i command those of you whose souls i have collected to go out and commit random acts of sloth

find a sofa and sit on it

who gives a shit nobody gets hurt

right

sloth rocks

15 Comments:

At 8:32 PM, Blogger ~d said...

Sloth likes Baby Ruth candy bars.

 
At 9:00 PM, Blogger Satan said...

fucken a

who dont

 
At 10:17 PM, Blogger /t. said...

started
reading this
but am going to
go take a nap now

might get back

or not

/t.

 
At 6:20 AM, Blogger Satan said...

keep up the good work t

 
At 7:39 AM, Blogger Pud said...

Here's a pointless story:

When I was in boot camp, this girl got pink eye real bad. Her one eye swoll up big time. She looked like Sloth. Good thing she had a sense of humor because she looked at all of us and said, "Hey you guys!"

Hope you enjoyed my little story.

 
At 7:54 AM, Blogger Satan said...

i enjoy any story that generally degrades mankind and destroys the human spirit

thanks pud

 
At 8:48 AM, Blogger Scottsdale Girl said...

Being a sloth goes hand in hand with gluttony.

Think about it. Sofa = TV = mass quantities of junkfood and beer.

Ta da!

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger ~d said...

Heh heh heh

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

You and I may finally agree on something.

 
At 6:57 AM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

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At 6:58 AM, Blogger Baron Ectar said...

Satan -

I have a message on my cell phone - I think they called me by mistake instead of you!

It says, "Satan , get off your lazy ass and get over here and heat things up!"

Then there was a package of babe ruths mailed to me -

Would you quit giving out my cell phone number and address -

Get off your lazy ass and answer your own voice mail and mail.

BTW - Ms. Enemy will kick your ass if ya don't!

 
At 7:54 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You probably think that this comment is about you packing fudge and it is.

Do you have sex with animals?

And if so what is the best animal.

I am thinking a baby pig would be pretty fun to spank,
you know, marinate it from the inside out.

Would you like to come over for a BBQ?

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger Enemy of the Republic said...

Bostick,

I am guessing he likes chickens.

 
At 9:03 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey!

Are you using my dude from "The Goonies" photo to illustrate sloth? Don't play with me Mr. D!

In the future, please find someone else to pick on.

Thanks!

 
At 2:39 PM, Blogger Satan said...

jali

i have no idea what you are talking about

dude from goonies name is sloth

get it

this shit is never as funny if you have to explain it

now i am coming for your soul

 

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