Wednesday, July 09, 2008

of all the pissing me off things ever in the world

irony really chaps my loins

these bible thumpers just refuse to listen and i am fucking sick of it

sick of it i tell you

look at this crap in this picture



who in heaven thinks this is accurate in any respect

i do not lie

i do not deceive

i am completely upfront will all of my minions

everybody i make a deal with understands completely and beyond a shadow of a doubt that they are giving me their soul for all time and that they will be suffering excruciating tortures while i devour them a morsel at a time from here to eternity

but in exchange for that i provide them with the most sought after things here on earth

things like wealth and good looks and success in the film industry

i guess on the other hand it is probably too my advantage that the bible thumpers think i dissemble

it is probably something i cant change in any event

so back to the grind

anyone who wants to play the spurned love interest in the next edward burns film should get a message to their fiend

all it takes is thinking about it if you wondered

see you soon

7 Comments:

At 2:36 PM, Blogger Tasty said...

we'll lookie here! satan. i think we gotta talk!

 
At 3:43 AM, Blogger Mone said...

Hi satan, I'm still waiting on the wealth and good looks and success things, did you give them to somebody else???
Just wonder!

 
At 2:38 PM, Blogger Satan said...

mone

youve got way more of all of those than you deserve already

wouldnt you agree

bring me some more souls besides yours and i will see what i can do

by the way i might have forgotten to mention that putting out helps too

 
At 8:31 AM, Blogger honkeie2 said...

I make deals with upper managment all the time so there is nothing new to me.

 
At 8:55 AM, Blogger Erin O'Brien said...

You deadbeat.

With Bush & Co. fucking up everything on your behalf, you could at least update. You've got nothing better to do.

 
At 1:35 PM, Blogger Satan said...

eob

youve got a lot of room to talk

this is an update

you just havent been here so long you cant even tell

as far as w is concerned keep in mind he is doing a great job and far be it for me to go around shooting my mouth off and jinx him

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At 3:04 PM, Blogger Amy L. Hanna said...

Glad to see you back and that hell didn't freeze over.

:D

 

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