Friday, February 03, 2006

TGIF...IGBT Style Dawg!


Satan's hung over from a huge croquet torney we hit yesterday; you should see the MILF rolling knee deep at these croquet tournies. Damn!

Anyhow, since Satan is currently kneeling to the porcelain anti-christ, I'm up in this beeotch! I'm runnin this shizzneat for the day. Ladies, lemme hear ya!

Look at my delicious mini-horns. Check out my dope loin cloth. You think anyone wants a roundhouse to the face while I'm wearin these bad boys? Forget about it!

OK, which honey shall I get behind first? Say 'Daddy'!

49 Comments:

At 10:00 AM, Blogger I Get Behind Thee said...

As Griff said in Back to the Future II, "Batter Uuuuup!!!"

 
At 10:44 AM, Blogger drunkbh said...

daddy!

 
At 10:49 AM, Blogger I Get Behind Thee said...

Good, doog. Daddy like.

Now put on this plaid-skirt Catholic schollgirl outfit and say it again. This time, pout.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger PDD said...

DADDY!

I screamed it and I already have a plaid-skirt Catholic school girl outfit. And I can definitely pout.

Yup. I believe I deserve more thrusts.

 
At 11:12 AM, Blogger kellywalters said...

behind thee...

I wanna get behind thee..

that would smell.. but I think I could handle it

 
At 11:14 AM, Blogger sugarpunk said...

daddy

 
At 11:36 AM, Blogger I Get Behind Thee said...

PDD, more thrusting ye shall have! We'll get that muffin warmed before you know it.

Roxi, it likely smells pretty bad back there. As you know, its pretty hot down here. Even with Satan out (he's STILL not woke up yet; did one of you slip him a roofie?), its not exactly cool down har. And certain parts of the male anatomy just sweat. A lot. But be my guest if you will proceed with the benefit of that knowledge.

Sugarpunk, I got plans for you mamma. Naughty ones. Wanna see my new BVDs?

HoooooooAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger PDD said...

Well, my muffin is warmed, by my own doing. I certainly know that. I'm just waiting for your arrival.

 
At 12:07 PM, Blogger sugarpunk said...

ohhhh igbt... that was fucking HAWT.. do it again.. do it again..

 
At 12:19 PM, Blogger I Get Behind Thee said...

PDD-I'm about to release 'Lil (a misnomer a suure you) I Get Behind Thee from his loincloth prison. Prepare yourself! Fear me woman!

Sugar, I'v got a little (again, purely a misnomer) sugar I'd like to deposit in your account! Hard currency! Arrooooga!!!!

 
At 12:49 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I'd like to sit on top of your head.

 
At 12:58 PM, Blogger I Get Behind Thee said...

Thanks PDD. They could use a shine.

JC, Bill, Cowbell Gene, etc., where are you dawg?! I got the keys to the joint all day. We got Satan's GameCube all to ourselves and you dudes are wackin off in the tool shed. What's the shit?

Hurry, I think he's stirring (Satan; not 'Lil I Get Behind Thee)...

 
At 1:17 PM, Blogger PDD said...

I'm just laughing too hard to say anything else...

 
At 1:30 PM, Blogger sugarpunk said...

good... im getting low on sugar...

fuck me later.. ill call all the boy scouts over to celebrate your fuck badge you earned.. *slurp*

 
At 2:54 PM, Blogger Satan said...

what the hell is going on here

i get behind thee are you horning in on satans action

if you are going to use my goods at least invite me to the party dude

ladies ladies why dont we all get comfortable together

i will slide in here between drunkbh and psychic dumb dumb and the i get behind thee can slide in between roximoon and sugarpunk

we can do this for an hour or two and then i will yell switch and you ladies can trade places

that way everyone gets a little bit of the devil in em

 
At 3:11 PM, Blogger I Get Behind Thee said...

Shit. Gig's up. He's awake.

Satan, have you pooped yet? Wait til you see what comes out of there!

Sorry ladies; look slike the bitch is back.

 
At 6:01 PM, Blogger DEATH said...

It would be nice if I could join the party too, no one ever invites death to their door. Thats some fucked up shit. I think I have apologized enough for the last party. Those girls were all over me and I got so excited I forgot if I touched them they would instantly die. I promise I'll stick to drinking and voyeurism.

 
At 7:18 PM, Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

Dudes....see you tomorrow and shit...some bad fucking shits going down yo.....way fucking bad.

Jesus is coming back.

 
At 8:35 PM, Blogger Satan said...

has it been three days already

 
At 9:06 PM, Blogger Charlie "the party" Manson said...

Oh I'm back alright.

 
At 9:36 PM, Blogger Hale Bopp said...

that satan throws some kickin' parties i hear, yo.

 
At 9:37 PM, Blogger Satan's brother Carl said...

Alright, which one of you guys stole my Underoos?

 
At 9:58 PM, Blogger Satan said...

charlie you are totally mine

goddamn dog we have had some messed up times you and me

i got this guy running around here called cowbell gene or some fucked up shit like that

and he is like pretending to run for fucking president of hell or some shit like that

the only mutha fucker that really has any chance at being as kick ass as yours truly is my main man charlie manson

remember that time we were all fucked up on booze and shrooms and you and i tried to carve the letter m into your forehead and then we totally screwed it up because we were so far gone that it ended up looking like a swastika

shit you still have that

goddamn charlie i have missed you so much the pussies around here just cant hang like you and me

remember that time you got sqeeky frome to light a queef

her whole bush went up in flames and we laughed our asses off while i get behind thee ran in with a fire extinguisher and put the bush fire out

it smelled like burnt hair and dead fish

holy shit i am so ready to party down with you and the boys

 
At 10:00 PM, Blogger Satan said...

carl i am not fucking kidding

i am so calling mom right now

i have had it with your pussy little whiny shit

charlie and i are going to hit it hard tonight and i dont need you following us around whining and shit

go hang out with your own friends

 
At 10:17 PM, Blogger Charlie "the party" Manson said...

I do remember that shit but barely. That was a life ago in another diminsion. How about that time when we were all partying with that actress and she wouldn't stop braiding my hair? That really pissed me off. Then I was all like, "if you don't stop I'm going to have you removed"
She thought that was the funniest thing.

 
At 12:05 AM, Blogger DEATH said...

shit fuck damn hell motherfuck cock sucker son of a bitch, I knew I forgot something.
Has anyone seen my frickin billfold?
I know how much money was in there so i better get it all back!!

 
At 4:09 AM, Blogger Eve said...

You were disturbed by my dream the other day, yet want me to call you "Daddy". Sick fuck ;).

Where's my Vicodin?

 
At 8:59 AM, Blogger Hale Bopp said...

yo satan!

what up dawg! i was talking to my spaceship holy master (he calls himself "do") he was talking about gettin' satan on the spaceship yo.

but i told the motherfucker that yooz a busy man.

dude, do you have anymore of those purple blankets, we're having a kool-aide party and shit.

 
At 10:03 AM, Blogger Shannon said...

Hey.. Satan?? Are you having blogger problems?? Blogger is Hell today! *#@&*##!!!

 
At 10:38 AM, Blogger Charlie "the party" Manson said...

Satan, the party has already started. Where the hell are you?

 
At 10:54 AM, Blogger Satan's brother Carl said...

Satan....I really hate it when you pull my pants all the way up and give me noogies. Or grab my arms and use them to slap my face while yelling "Carl!...Stop hitting yourself!!!"

God you're such a prude. I'm tellin'!

 
At 11:10 AM, Blogger kellywalters said...

you know.. I tested out the behind on get behind thee..


it was to smelly back there..

although I dont mind the sweating shit..

hot stuff..

whens the party?

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger sugarpunk said...

"DADDY"!!!!

 
At 2:12 PM, Blogger Captain Carl said...

ARrrr.....yer bros name is Carl....ye never told me that.....scallywag............

 
At 9:40 PM, Blogger LBseahag said...

I'm sleeping with your brother.

 
At 12:09 AM, Blogger Jasmine said...

I am ready for the party you handsome devil you!

-xoxo

Jasmine

 
At 7:58 AM, Blogger Charlie "the party" Manson said...

Satan.....I was going to answer your comments for you, but there are way too many of them. Where the fuck have you been anyway?

 
At 12:08 PM, Blogger sugarpunk said...

apparently he got the hook up??

or did some really cool shit that is illegal and cant figure out how to return home.. *shrugs*

 
At 2:10 PM, Blogger Chauncey Gardiner said...

Oh my, I have quite the garden going.

I must be getting back to it.

 
At 6:33 AM, Blogger Bill the Apostle said...

Where the fuck you at G?

Me and Charlie were looking for you at TGI Fridays

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger Satan's brother Carl said...

See me.....

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger Satan's brother Carl said...

feel me...

 
At 8:14 AM, Blogger Satan's brother Carl said...

touch me....

 
At 10:27 AM, Blogger Jasmine said...

Love your horns..."daddy"

-xoxo

Jasy

 
At 11:38 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Carl,

bite me...

 
At 2:50 PM, Blogger kellywalters said...

satan has deserted us.. the believers..

i guess its everyone over to manson then..

 
At 5:08 PM, Blogger Mike said...

I am glad that I am not the only one hung over!

 
At 5:40 PM, Blogger Satan's brother Carl said...

ok, psychic......are you made of cookie dough?

 
At 7:46 AM, Blogger PDD said...

Yes, that little thing that sticks out looks like a piece of cookie dough and it's color is much like the red you sport. But it's not cookie dough. So no, I'm not made of cookie dough. Although I could taste like cookie dough if you wish. Just say when.

 

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